Seems like clipping my toenails is a full-time job
Blog Guy, you’ve helped a lot of readers with very specific fashion needs, and I hope you can help me. I’m just a regular chick, except I have two extra legs growing out of my stomach, and just because of that small detail, I can’t find clothes to wear.
Two extra legs, huh? What’s that like?
Well, it’s much easier to do push-ups.
May I ask a very personal question?
No, you may not. Now can you help me?
Yeah, I’m going to go out on a limb here…
Limb? Stop it! I’ve heard all the bad jokes already.
I just meant this fashion creation from Kiev would give you a leg up on the other…
Stop it right now!
You’re right. I’m very sorry for any insensitivity I may have shown.
I accept your apology, Blog Guy. Now, my friend has a different fashion problem. She has four extra arms hanging down to her knees. Can you help?
Yeah, I can give her a hand….
Models present creations by Ukrainian designer Elena Burenina during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev March 15, 2010. REUTERS/Gleb Garanich