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Blog Guy, you’ve helped a lot of readers with very specific fashion needs, and I hope you can help me. I’m just a regular chick, except I have two extra legs growing out of my stomach, and just because of that small detail, I can’t find clothes to wear.
Two extra legs, huh? What’s that like?
Well, it’s much easier to do push-ups.
May I ask a very personal question?
No, you may not. Now can you help me?
Yeah, I’m going to go out on a limb here…
Limb? Stop it! I’ve heard all the bad jokes already.
I just meant this fashion creation from Kiev would give you a leg up on the other…
Stop it right now!
You’re right. I’m very sorry for any insensitivity I may have shown.
I accept your apology, Blog Guy. Now, my friend has a different fashion problem. She has four extra arms hanging down to her knees. Can you help?
Yeah, I can give her a hand….
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Models present creations by Ukrainian designer Elena Burenina during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev March 15, 2010. REUTERS/Gleb Garanich
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Haha back to the puns…
My favorite is still the Derringer post though.
Thanks. Ah, the Derringer post. I liked it too.
http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/20 09/07/27/derringer-a-harbinger-dont-shoo t-the-messenger/
It’s the mug shots if the worst human traffickers ever.
*OF* the worst human traffickers ever.
Octo-Mom got a day job.
Bill, so you consider THIS to be a day job? I’ll stick to consulting, thank you very much… the pay is bad, the hours are awful but, hey, at least it’s decent (not too much) and keeps bread on the table (more like crumbs, really)
I am really tired of fashion… I mean… REALLY tired!
Hmmm different “positions” while walking?
This is just…just….man I can’t even think of the right word. Ridiculous doesn’t quite cover it. Absurd is a little too nice, preposterous is too cliche. What’s a word for ‘an embarrasingly garish over-the-top cry for shameful attention’?
It beggars belief.
E.
So you’re saying you don’t like it, then?
Shra, quit yer complainin’; if there were shoes on all of those feet you’d be in heaven.
Woke up during a group camping trip with the worst case of bed-head EVER.
I don’t like the ‘fashion’ (so called) Baz. Yer post I like just fine!
E.
Worst way as a serial killer to hide the bodies EVER.
I’ve heard of hand-me-down clothes before, but that’s ridiculous.
Worst limb re-attachment surgery EVER.
69Spinster…. Those shoes are killing me…. I mean really… Spindly legs like the model’s and those shoes… they dont deserve each other…. they are just… painful….
Worst impression of Doc Oc EVER.
Worst way to hide a birth defect…EVER.
The ‘conjoint twins’ 2010 collection.
Worst game of hide-and-seek EVER.
Wow Unca that was a close call!