Zombie models, undead and unamused
Okay, fashion show staff, as you know we’ve been struggling for some time with the problem of models showing too much emotion when they’re out on the runway.
Sure, an occasional pout or contemptuous sneer or obnoxious smirk can have its place, but our new clothing line is heading more in the direction of no emotion whatsoever.
Some of you have already met “Doc” Smith, who recently engineered our half human, half animal models.
Today, I’m excited to announce that “Doc” is unveiling our new batch of 100 percent emotion-free models.
“Doc,” correct me if I’m wrong, but I understand you cross-breed Zombies with Amish people, then have them read that Oddly Enough Blog for four days straight, and this is the result?
Now, let me ask you this, “Doc.” Do these new zombies still feast on human brains?
Ah, I see. So they do, but they have to lurch around in a horse-drawn buggy to find them! Yeah, that makes sense….
Models present creations by Ukrainian designer Sosnovska during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev, March 16, 2010. REUTERS/Gleb Garanich