Shay, can I get more of thish water?

March 25, 2010

PAKISTAN-USA/

 

Lamar, where are you? I know you’re in this storage room, I saw you come in.

hillary glass face crop 240There you are. My God, you’re drunk! Here’s a liter of 100-proof vodka, and it’s almost empty!

Lamar, you’re a State Department employee, and you know our strict policy. If  you get caught drunk on the job more than eight or nine times, you’re out!

Pull yourself together, man! Get your head out of the wastebasket!

Now, the last thing I told you to do was pour some water in Hillary Clinton’s glass for her news conference. But here’s the case of bottled water, unopened.

So Lamar, if you didn’t use the water, then WTF DID you put in Mrs. Clinton’s glass?

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U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton shares a laugh with Pakistani Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi after their meeting at the State Department in Washington, March 24, 2010. REUTERS/Jim Young

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AIch… that guy has had it from his wife… I swear… you will hear it in tomorrow’s Pakistan Herald… I am sure they have a paper with that name… or maybe the Pakistan Times to be on the safer side… though I am sure that guy is not safe anymore…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Now you’ve got me confused, Robert. I thought ALL press conferences at the State dept. were mandated to have Vodka as gesture of good will to Russia?

Posted by justM | Report as abusive

She is laughing at the thought that he might have a spare box of cigars.

Yes, another Clinton/cigar joke. It’s almost required by law.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Isn’t the Pakistani capital Lahore?
So maybe the conversation went something like this:
Pakistani guy – ” I’ve just come from Lahore”
Hellary – “Strange – I used to accuse Bill of that all the time”
Pakistani guy – “I don’t think we mean the same one”
Hellary – “I hope not – she was kinda trashy”
Pakistani guy – “Oh! So we DO mean the same one”

Posted by zeitgeist | Report as abusive

I don’t get it, Zeitgeist. This makes absolutely no sense. The capital of Pakistan is Karachi.

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Capital is Islamabad and his wife wont say a thing as that’s not the culture there.

But I like this couple :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

You’re right, of course, Islamabad is the political capital and Karachi is the financial capital. But Lahore sounds funnier.

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

They do appear to be having a fine old time, don’t that. Oh well, serves Bill right for all of his … indiscretions. She could do worse.

Posted by LMR | Report as abusive

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@RB: Lahore is a funny city to say the least :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

I like that picture actually. I think it’s cute when people laugh so much their nose crinkles.

:D

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

Bill, how many Pakistani women do you know? I know a couple and believe me, they would make sure if he was either one of their husband, he would have some serious answering and pandering to do….

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Not a one.

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive

I stand corrected!! Yippee!! Yabba Dabba Yahoo!!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

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Posted by Billl | Report as abusive

Just on a my afternoon dose, Billly boy! Cheers! Its Friday!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

As Mr. Qureshi is a Pakistani Muslim, and that being a heavily male-dominated society, I doubt Mrs, Qureshi will be saying Jack.
And she certainly won’t be drinking it either.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive

Pakitani women does not mind such petty incidents, they are more concerned about their long term relationship with their husband. But I am sure his wife must be missing him a lot at that time.

Posted by xarrar | Report as abusive