News, but not the serious kind
Shay, can I get more of thish water?
Lamar, where are you? I know you’re in this storage room, I saw you come in.
There you are. My God, you’re drunk! Here’s a liter of 100-proof vodka, and it’s almost empty!
Lamar, you’re a State Department employee, and you know our strict policy. If you get caught drunk on the job more than eight or nine times, you’re out!
Pull yourself together, man! Get your head out of the wastebasket!
Now, the last thing I told you to do was pour some water in Hillary Clinton’s glass for her news conference. But here’s the case of bottled water, unopened.
So Lamar, if you didn’t use the water, then WTF DID you put in Mrs. Clinton’s glass?
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton shares a laugh with Pakistani Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi after their meeting at the State Department in Washington, March 24, 2010. REUTERS/Jim Young