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You got a flare for the dramatic, Lamar!

March 27, 2010

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Okay boys, some of you have never been in a big-time protest march before, so pay close attention.

flares crop 240We’re gonna walk through town waving these burning flares and it will be awesome!

Remember, these industrial flares are extremely volatile and dangerous, and they can go off in an instant, so safety above all. 

Everybody, put on your protective suits and hard hats. 

Now, do you all know Lamar over there? He’s the guy with no hard hat and his suit is unzipped.

If you need more flares, get ‘em from Lamar. He just keeps ‘em in his pants. 

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ArcelorMittal steel workers dressed in protective work suits demonstrate in Marseille, March 23, 2010. REUTERS/Jean-Paul Pelissier

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Comments

“Exploding in my jeans” has a brand new meaning.. ;-)

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive
 

Lamar is one badass dude! Hard hat? Psshaw… more like hard head!

And he is a southpaw too, that’s my people yo!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

as does “Hot Pants”

but seriously, how do I get one of those coats? ooh, shiny!

Posted by BethyB | Report as abusive
 

I’m assuming this is the “Before” picture…

Posted by sarabelle | Report as abusive
 

“Is that a flare in your pants, or are you just really glad to see me?”

Posted by Doppelganger | Report as abusive
 

Yeah Sarabelle, of course this is the before shot. I don’t think I can publish the after shot, and if I do, no chicks will be able to comment on it…

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive
 

Not the first time I’ve seen something volatile in a guy’s jeans…

Posted by LMR | Report as abusive
 

Only after a few shots Unca :)

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Now, when someone told him he should wear flared pants, he really just got the wrong message.

Posted by zeitgeist | Report as abusive
 

fwd, that was a cracking comment!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still laughing my a** off!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Hopefully he’s not the latin hot-blooded type…

Posted by justM | Report as abusive
 

Unca, you’re assuming two things…a) girls think Ricky Martin is hot and b) we didn’t already know….

a) He doesn’t do a thing for me sweetheart and b) I pretty much knew all along. I have a good sense about these things. Except for the bartender who has been flirting with my friend for the last oh, six months. I found him on facebook and wow…he broke my radar!!!

:P

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

OOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Irish eh? ;) See, I told you those blokes were charming…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

I think he was flirting just so we’d buy more drinks and come back more often. Little does he know that we frequented the place long before he ever started to flirt with her, and we’d still frequent it if he ever left!

Silly man. Tsk tsk.

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

ha ha ha…. well, give him points for trying…
I am becoming socially inept… making really bad faux pas… need help… pronto…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Shra, what fdo you mean? I thought you and PilotGuy had it all sorted out: he swims, you wear red stilettos, and who needs all the sweet talking?!?!

Posted by justM | Report as abusive
 

Well, M… really, dont get me started on Mr.Pilot’s promises! He aint swimming, I aint modelling.

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Gosh darn it.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Bravo good sir, bravo! Quite an engaging tale indeed!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Still doesnt get you off the hook, Mr.Pilot…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

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