News, but not the serious kind
You got a flare for the dramatic, Lamar!
Okay boys, some of you have never been in a big-time protest march before, so pay close attention.
We’re gonna walk through town waving these burning flares and it will be awesome!
Remember, these industrial flares are extremely volatile and dangerous, and they can go off in an instant, so safety above all.
Everybody, put on your protective suits and hard hats.
Now, do you all know Lamar over there? He’s the guy with no hard hat and his suit is unzipped.
If you need more flares, get ‘em from Lamar. He just keeps ‘em in his pants.
ArcelorMittal steel workers dressed in protective work suits demonstrate in Marseille, March 23, 2010. REUTERS/Jean-Paul Pelissier