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My March Madness: best of the month
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I got the March traffic stats showing the most popular items for this blog, and the trend continues. Readers flocked to the more educational posts offering information they can use.
Like, you know, careers to avoid, how to spot a government Death Panel when it comes for you, places with bad public toilets, and so on.
Excuse me for butting in, Blog Guy, but this is only March 28. We’ve got two more days, so how do you know these figures are final?
That’s easy. I promise to post nothing but crap for the next couple of days.
Wait. So like if you suddenly get a photo of Jean-Claude Van Damme kicking a wine bottle off some dude’s head while gorgeous chicks in bikinis watch, you wouldn’t use it in the next two days?
Oh please, what are the chances of that happening?
Top 10 posts for March:
10. You gonna eat that Whopper, Judas?
9. Now, THAT’S what I call a public toilet!
8. You’re naked behind those white bars!
7. Why are these bikini models romping?
6. How to spot a Death Panel when it comes for you
5. Five annoying things about the Census
4. Stuff we don’t need to experience in 3-D
3. The mother of all wardrobe malfunctions?
2. Ten jobs you’ll avoid if you’re smart
And the number one post for March was:
1. Ten stupid things you shouldn’t do with cameras around
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Model presents a creation by Ukrainian designer Oksana Karavanska during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev March 11, 2010. REUTERS/Konstantin Chernichkin
French yachtswoman Maud Fontenoy (R) poses with France’s president Nicolas Sarkozy after she was awarded Chevalier of the French order of Merit during a ceremony at the Elysee Palace in Paris, July 12, 2007. REUTERS/Jean-Paul Pelissier
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Is it just me, or is the girl in that first picture covering awful high up?
Or is this raising too many questions about my own anatomy?
Should I just go back to my corner now?
No the number one post shoulda been “Five annoying things about the Census”. Really, that was a pretty good one indeed.
Bring on the 13 more pics of Miranda Kerr and friends!!!
Actually LMR that picture is upside down and the model is hanging by her feet. It’s all gravity really.
And balls swing low.
Well for a model… you would think she is pretty well endowed…
Helium is replacing silicon.
Yes, and when the implants rip you get funny voices, so the fun is not completely ruined!
How romantic. The two of you are doing your thing, getting all hot and heavy. Suddenly her boob pops, makes a ridiculous farting noise like a balloon deflating, and you end up talking like a chipmunk.
I do not think I need to explain why you would end up talking like a chipmunk.
Mr.Pilot…. didnt you tell me some posts ago that this was a family blog? Or was it someone else? Or was it me….?
Ok, afternoon dose! Ting ting de-ting!
I do believe it was someone else. Possibly someone that has initials very similar to mine.
I see…. (liar liar pants on fire)
It was I, said the sparrow
with my bow and my arrow
I called this blog
A true family bog.
In spite of it being Easter
I think I should spinster
this awful but true rhyme
inside my dreamy mind
instead of putting y’all
through the agony of it all
Sorry, just got my afternoon dose and it’s already starting to kick in!