News, but not the serious kind
Can’t walk on the catwalk?
Boss, the models are complaining about their food again.
Lonnie, I get so tired of this! What do they expect, real meat?
Well Boss, some of them say they’re not even getting enough nutrition to make it to the end of the runway and back without stopping for a rest.
Why, we’ve even had members of the audience trying to feed them to get them back up on their feet.
What? Are you serious, Lonnie? I have a brilliant idea!
Let’s close the backstage lunch room, and we’ll SELL food to the audience so they can experience feeding a model. The girls get fed, and WE make money on the deal!.
It’s so interactive! It’ll be sort of like a petting zoo!
Boss, I think we’d get in big trouble if we actually CALLED it a petting zoo.
Good point, Lonnie. We need a clever name to promote it. What do you think of CHICK ‘N’ FEED?
A model is helped by a spectator after she fell while presenting a creation by Georgian designer Irakli Nasidze during Georgian Fashion Week in Tbilisi March 26, 2010. REUTERS/David Mdzinarishvili