Does this make my butt look big?
Blog Guy, I need some of your famous fashion advice. I’m a woman with a fairly large butt.
Large? I’ll say! Honey, you’ve got more crack than a drug dealer! Just a sec, let me go here for a rim shot.
I must say, you’re not being very sensitive about this. I didn’t even have a nice spring dress to wear to church yesterday.
Couldn’t cover your keister for Easter, huh?
Stop that! I’m very angry that designers only cater to thin women, and I’m not going to take it anymore!
Tired of turning the other cheek, huh?
I’ve had about enough of your insults. Can you help me?
You bet your bottom dollar I can!
Seriously, you’ll be happy to learn that designers are finding ingenious ways of disguising this problem. Look at these models wearing designer creations. You can’t tell whether they have enormous butts, or just really bad taste in clothes.
Plus, it looks like you could make a couple of these “creations” yourself, just by jumping off your garage roof onto an open umbrella.
Thank you. These are just what I’m looking for, Blog Guy, and I understand you can’t help being rude sometimes.
So, if I go to a dress shop where do I look for these creations?
I’m guessing they’ll be….
Don’t say it!
…in the rear.
Top left: A model presents a creation by designer Dimitris Dassios during fashion week in Athens March 27, 2010. REUTERS/Yiorgos Karahalis
Top right: A model presents a creation by Spanish designer Agatha Ruiz De La Prada during Georgian Fashion Week in Tbilisi March 28, 2010. REUTERS/David Mdzinarishvili
Middle: A model presents a creation by designer Dimitris Dassios during fashion week in Athens March 27, 2010. REUTERS/Yiorgos Karahalis
Bottom: A model presents a creation by Italian designer Alessandra Facchinetti for fashion house Valentino as part of her Haute Couture Autumn-Winter 2008-2009 fashion show in Paris, July 2, 2008. REUTERS/Eric Gaillard