Does this make my butt look big?

April 5, 2010

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Blog Guy, I need some of your famous fashion advice. I’m a woman with a fairly large butt.

fashion butts vertical combo 200Large? I’ll say! Honey, you’ve got more crack than a drug dealer! Just a sec, let me go here for a rim shot.

I must say, you’re not being very sensitive about this. I didn’t even have a nice spring dress to wear to church yesterday.

Couldn’t cover your keister for Easter, huh?

Stop that! I’m very angry that designers only cater to thin women, and I’m not going to take it anymore!

Tired of turning the other cheek, huh?

I’ve had about enough of your insults. Can you help me?

You bet your bottom dollar I can!

Grrrrrrrrr!

Seriously, you’ll be happy to learn that designers are finding ingenious ways of disguising this problem. Look at these models wearing designer creations. You can’t tell whether they have enormous butts, or just really bad taste in clothes.

Plus, it looks like you could make a couple of these “creations” yourself, just by jumping off your garage roof onto an open umbrella.

Thank you. These are just what I’m looking for, Blog Guy, and I understand you can’t help being rude sometimes.

So, if I go to a dress shop where do I look for these creations?

I’m guessing they’ll be….

Don’t say it!

…in the rear.

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Top left: A model presents a creation by designer Dimitris Dassios during fashion week in Athens March 27, 2010. REUTERS/Yiorgos Karahalis

Top right: A model presents a creation by Spanish designer Agatha Ruiz De La Prada during Georgian Fashion Week in Tbilisi March 28, 2010. REUTERS/David Mdzinarishvili

Middle: A model presents a creation by designer Dimitris Dassios during fashion week in Athens March 27, 2010. REUTERS/Yiorgos Karahalis

Bottom:  A model presents a creation by Italian designer Alessandra Facchinetti for fashion house Valentino as part of her Haute Couture Autumn-Winter 2008-2009 fashion show in Paris, July 2, 2008. REUTERS/Eric Gaillard

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Sure an’ ye had to go postin’ this right after I mentioned how much I hate clothes shopping.

I could’ve saved myself a fortune if I’d just picked up a couple of umbrellas.

:(

First ye make me homesick with the maple candy post, now this. I’d say some eye candy is in order eh Baz?

;)

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

MORE eye candy? I guess you didn’t notice the Cecil post just before this one…

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Finally, the Banks family could take no more singing….

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive

Baz. You say tomato; I say…well I say tomato. But you say eye candy; I say…not so much.

:P

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

Makes ya wonder Billl, what “medicine” were they taking that they needed “sugar” to help with hmmm?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Butt, Blog Guy, this was your most asinine question, tell ‘em to back off.

Posted by GoingLikeSixty | Report as abusive

Wow, the second one makes me want to eat cupcakes all day long. Then maybe I can wear the cupcake liners to accommodate my new ragin’ heinie.

Posted by sarabelle | Report as abusive

Forget the legalizing of drug argument. Gimmee whatever it is these designers are on. I’ll pay the going rate and then some…..

OQL

Posted by onequartlow | Report as abusive

Personally I think the one in black without the hat is wearing a ruffled xylophone and has been malleted on the head a few too many times.

You people are funny! We can tell you how funny you are at humorq.com. You know in case you claim to be funnier than someone else. These women don’t look funny, but the great thing about those getups is that vertically challenged wrestlers will have a place to get out of the rain.

Posted by HumorQ_Guy | Report as abusive

ah.. more zombies :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

Why on earth is my comment not here!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

So it’s happening to you too Shra?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

That last picture confirms that stick-thin zombies should never wear white.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive

[...] Blog Guy, ho bisogno di alcuni vostri consigli di moda. Sono una donna con un mozzicone di veramente grande. . . URL articolo originale http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/20 10/04/05/does-this-make-my-butt-look-big -2/ [...]