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My name is Cecil, I play the ukulele…
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Hey there, Gorgeous! You come to this bar often?
I myself make this scene a couple times a week. Gotta spread myself around where the hot chicks are, am I right?
Yo Joey! My usual! Double Crème de Menthe on the rocks!
Anyhoo, my name’s Cecil. I’m a Leo, I play the ukulele, and I’ve been to ALL five of the the Great Lakes.
I sell homemade lunch meat door-to-door. It’s a good living, Cutie-Pie.
Oh, this outfit? It’s IMPORTED. From China, like everything I wear. You can’t get stuff like this anyplace else, unless you’re in a “Star Trek” movie.
I’ll tell you one thing, Honey, when I ring a doorbell dressed like this, that lunch meat practically sells itself!
You probably won’t believe this, Blondie, but this suit didn’t even set me back that much.
Of course, it does cost me $4,200 to get the trousers pressed….
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A model presents a creation at the Hempel Award 18th China International Young Fashion Designers Contest during China Fashion Week in Beijing, March 25, 2010. REUTERS/Jason Lee
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Forget robots and cyborgs, China is turning to the future of origami people!
hahahahahaha
You call this eye candy, Basler?
Actually I wonder how he made it down the runway without collapsing into giggles!!
E.
The good thing about those pants Unca is they act as a heat sink to dissipate the knee to knee friction.
Come on, stop dissing the new iSuit.