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A short-sighted strategy in the bull ring?
Blog Guy, I’ve never seen a bullfighter wearing glasses. Does that mean torturing animals to death in public is good for one’s eyesight?
Wow, that’s some really twisted logic there, stranger. No, bullfighters just tend to be extremely vain. I mean, who else would dress the way they do?
Indeed, some bullfighters do have very poor eyesight. Take this guy, known locally as El Señor Magoo.
Really? How bad IS Matador Magoo’s eyesight?
Here’s a hint. Right now, he believes he’s speaking into a journalist’s microphone.
Yikes! And what is he saying at this moment?
“I regret both of my contact lenses have popped out. Please permit me to bend over and find them, before zee stupid bool comes into zee ring!”
Spanish bullfighter David Fandila “El Fandi” faces a bull at the Malagueta bullring in Malaga, Spain, April 3, 2010. REUTERS/Jon Nazca