News, but not the serious kind
Where in the world is Susan Sarandon?
Blog Guy, I have a bone to pick. You used to do a MUCH better job of covering actress Susan Sarandon’s vacations. That’s the only reason most people come to this stupid blog!
Yes, I’m so sorry, you’re right. I’ve let you down, but let me make it up to you.
Recently Susan traveled to Peru, where they’ve reopened the Machu Picchu ruins.
How the hell can you “reopen” ruins. They’re still ruined, right?
I suppose you’ve got me there.
So I want details. Did she ride on a train? Did she ride a horse? Did she wear traditional Indian clothing? Did she pose in front of Machu Picchu?
Of course! Who’s gonna go to Machu Picchu and not pose in front of it? Look, here are pictures. If you want more, we issued 26 photos of her trip.
Twenty-six photos? Of her trip to Peru? I don’t believe you, Blog Guy.
Back off, Slick! Don’t make me show you Susan with a llama! You think I’m joking, you just try me!
Actress Susan Sarandon wears traditional Uros Indian clothing during a visit to Uros island in Puno in this March, 2010 handout. Sarandon was in Peru to attend the reopening of the Inca citadel, after heavy rains cut off tourist access to the ruins for two months. REUTERS/Prom Peru/Handout
Sarandon travels on a train to Machu Picchu, April 1, 2010, to attend the reopening of the Machu Picchu ruins. REUTERS/Mariana Bazo
Sarandon rides a Peruvian Paso horse in Cuzco in this March, 2010 handout. REUTERS/Prom Peru/Handout
Sarandon poses in front of the Machu Picchu ruins, April 1, 2010. REUTERS/Mariana Bazo