Supermodel presents the “Handal”
Blog Guy, you’re pretty plugged into the flashy world of top supermodels, aren’t you?
If by “plugged in” you mean most of them have taken out restraining orders against me, then yes, I sure am.
Just last year, Vanity Fair named Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen “the most beautiful woman in the world.” So what is she doing now?
It’s funny you should ask. Just yesterday, she unveiled a brand-new article of clothing, sandals you wear on your hand. They’re called “Handals.” Here she is posing in them.
Are you sure, Blog Guy? Maybe she’s just holding up shoes.
Hang on, it also appears that she’s trying out a ventriloquist act, interviewing a Handal in several photos….
Blog Guy, you just don’t have a clue, do you?
Maybe not, but I did trademark the word, so if Handals take off it’s my ticket out of this dump.
Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen poses for photographers during a photocall to present the ‘Ipanema-Gisele Bundchen’ sandals collection in Paris April 8, 2010. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier