A reader needs my help…
Blog Guy, I’m a regular reader of your blog, and I need a personal favor.
Sorry, I can’t really get involved with helping people, I’ve got a lot of readers.
Please! My daughter is going to Washington DC, and I know you live there. She doesn’t know a soul, and I’m hoping you can help her meet some nice young men.
Gosh, I’m not comfortable with….
I’ll be honest, she’s a bit eccentric. She wears a huge feathered bird in her hair. Her eyes look like some kind of space alien, and she uses strange make-up.
She wears her hair in multi-colored braids, and she tends to like homemade outfits made from knotted hemp….
She’s made some mistakes. She did hard time for manslaughter and arson, and held up a convenience store…
Yikes. Look, I’d really like to help, especially for the daughter of a regular reader, but I don’t…
Here, Blog Guy, here’s a picture of her, so you can spot her at the airport.
Well, why didn’t you SAY so! If I can’t help a faithful reader, then for heaven’s sake, who CAN I help!
A model shows a hairstyle during the Crystal Angel Festival in Kiev April 14, 2010. The annual international competition of hairdressers, fashion and design started in the Ukrainian capital today. REUTERS/Gleb Garanich