I theenk my wife, she is calling me!
Blog Guy, the other day you explained that it’s perfectly okay to root for the bull at a bullfight. So what else can we do to help even the odds?
I’m glad you asked. Check out this matador who was gored by a bull during a fight. He’s surrounded by his so-called “assistants.”
Do you think the poor bull has any “assistants?” I mean, even though these four guys don’t look too bright, they’re better than nothing.
What do you propose, Blog Guy?
An equal number of animals assisting the bull.
Like maybe – and this is just off the top of my head – the bull gets to come into the ring flanked by a Tyrannosaurus Rex, a chimp trained to use a flame-thrower, a hungry 50-foot python and, um, a Great White Shark who has some kind of on-land breathing equipment and a motorized skateboard. Who wouldn’t pay to see THAT?
But meanwhile, you know what I love about this photo? The look on that butthead assistant in green.
He’s like, “The bool is alive, and he is peesed! Amigos, I theenk I left zee headlights on in my car! I weel be right back!”
Mexican matador Arturo Macias lies on the arena surrounded by his assistants after being gored by a bull during a bullfight in The Maestranza bull ring in Seville April 13, 2010. REUTERS/Marcelo del Pozo
A host talks in front of a Tyrannosaurus rex replica display during a media preview of the “Playing with Dinosaurs” exhibition in Taipei, December 7, 2009. REUTERS/Nicky Loh