Chicks taking their coiffe medicine?
Blog Guy, I have a problem. I’m a very attractive woman and people tell me my hair is one of my best features.
But whenever I get a new hairstyle, my boyfriend doesn’t even notice! How can I get his attention?
Maybe your changes are too subtle. Like, if you just go from brunette to blond, or shoulder-length to short hair, most dudes aren’t going to spot something like that.
But if you style your hair like this lady above, to look like the tail fins on a 1959 Cadillac, you’ll get our attention.
Or say you have a huge cobra coiled in your green hair. Even the dullest guy will notice, especially if you have a nice smile like that model.
I didn’t realize men were so dim-witted. What else?
Go for danger. We like “bad” chicks. Over on the right, that might just be an average lady, with her hair styled by a hedge clipper and routine yellow lipstick.
But look at her hands. She appears to have ripped out her postman’s heart, just for tearing the cover of her new Neiman Marcus catalog, so suddenly she looks pretty hot.
And the one below her. That hair says, “We’re out of zombie food again, Sweetie, I’m going out for brains.”
Danger, huh? I think I get it, Blog Guy. So like if I got my hair styled like, say, convicted killer Phil Spector, my boyfriend would notice?
Right. I didn’t say he’d LIKE it, but he’d notice….
Top left: A model presents a creation by British designer Alexander McQueen as part of his Spring/Summer 2010 women’s collection during Paris Fashion Week, October 6, 2009. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier
Top right: A performer shows off a hairdo presented by a Japanese salon during “Splash International 2010″ in Tokyo, March 16, 2010. REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao
A model wears a creation by designer Jose Castro during his Fall/Winter 09/10 show at the Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week in Madrid, February 20, 2009.
A model presents a creation from New Order’s 2010 autumn/winter collection during the Fashion Rio Show in Rio de Janeiro, January 13, 2010. REUTERS/Bruno Domingos
Bottom left: Record producer Phil Spector arrives at Superior Court in a 2004 file photo. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith
Bottom right: Spector is seen in this undated police booking photo released by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department on April 13, 2009. REUTERS/ Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department/Handout