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Chicks taking their coiffe medicine?

April 16, 2010

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Blog Guy, I have a problem. I’m a very attractive woman and people tell me my hair is one of my best features.

hairstyles vertical combo this 240But whenever I get a new hairstyle, my boyfriend doesn’t even notice! How can I get his attention?

Maybe your changes are too subtle. Like, if you just go from brunette to blond, or shoulder-length to short hair, most dudes aren’t going to spot something like that.

But if you style your hair like this lady above, to look like the tail fins on a 1959 Cadillac, you’ll get our attention.

Or say you have a huge cobra coiled in your green hair. Even the dullest guy will notice, especially if you have a nice smile like that model.

I didn’t realize men were so dim-witted. What else?

Go for danger. We like “bad” chicks. Over on the right, that might just be an average lady, with her hair styled by a hedge clipper and routine yellow lipstick.

But look at her hands. She appears to have ripped out her postman’s heart, just for tearing the cover of her new Neiman Marcus catalog, so suddenly she looks pretty hot.

And the one below her. That hair says, “We’re out of zombie food again, Sweetie, I’m going out for brains.”

Danger, huh? I think I get it, Blog Guy. So like if I got my hair styled like, say, convicted killer Phil Spector, my boyfriend would notice?

Right. I didn’t say he’d LIKE it, but he’d notice….

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Top left: A model presents a creation by British designer Alexander McQueen as part of his Spring/Summer 2010 women’s collection during Paris Fashion Week, October 6, 2009. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier

Top right: A performer shows off a hairdo presented by a Japanese salon during “Splash International 2010″ in Tokyo, March 16, 2010. REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao

A model wears a creation by designer Jose Castro during his Fall/Winter 09/10 show at the Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week in Madrid, February 20, 2009.
REUTERS/Juan Medina

A model presents a creation from New Order’s 2010 autumn/winter collection during the Fashion Rio Show in Rio de Janeiro, January 13, 2010. REUTERS/Bruno Domingos

Bottom left: Record producer Phil Spector arrives at Superior Court in a 2004 file photo. REUTERS/Robert Galbraith

Bottom right: Spector is seen in this undated police booking photo released by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department on April 13, 2009. REUTERS/ Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department/Handout

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Comments

Well, Baz, Spector’s hair is very, very creative, considering what he had to work with:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en  /a/ad/Philspector2009.jpg

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive
 

:sigh:

Thanks Baz. Really.

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

This one is gonna take a while to sink in. In the meantime I will take two blueberry cake medidonuts with a double shot of expresso please. Or as I like to call it, the double-deuce order.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Thanks fellow blog followers. All those requests for models with meat on their bones, and we get the snake-head lady.

And Phil Spector. On the same web page. A black hole just opened up somewhere.

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive
 

You’re just being sarcastic, E. I can tell….

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive
 

You can? Really? Wow, you amaze me Baz.

:P

Sorry, I’m still hurting from falling the other day and I have a splitting headache and I’m sitting at my desk wishing I were anywhere else but here because the sun is shining and it’s a beautiful day and I’m in a bad mood and I just want the day to be over so I can go home to my cat and a good book and a glass of wine. :( .

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

I had my hair the exact same colour as Cobra lady last autumn. I have to say it looked better on me.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive
 

Much sadness E :(

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

@Egeria: Hope you get well soon. :)

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive
 

CrowGirl, you did not have hair that color/colour….

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive
 

I, for one, want to see a photo of CG with an exotic hair colour. Well, I’d like to see a photo of CG!

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive
 

DD hair, for sure.

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive
 

Did someone leave the gate open at the zoo, AGAIN?!?!

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive
 

I refer you to the FB profile pic of said “Jane Austen Zombie Hair”…

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive
 

The bad girl looks suspiciously like the Hamburglar.

Posted by sarabelle | Report as abusive
 

Is it just me, of is that “model” being strangled by a plastic cobra?
CG, your hair was blue.. not green… atleast what I can see..

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

You know, the more I look at that model… the more I smile.. and that is good thing… coz I am having a freaking Monday… She is quite the looker isnt she…

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