News, but not the serious kind
He’s like the Statue of Liberty, only not…
Cut! Folks, let’s take a lunch break while I talk to the director.
Okay Lamar, what IS it with you? First you screwed up a lavish production of Animal Fair and we had to pull the plug on it, and now this?
How hard is it to make super-hero movie, Lamar?
If they can do Superman and Batman and Wonder Woman and Spider-Man, why couldn’t you handle the cult classic Green Lantern?
Lamar, the REAL Green Lantern fights crime with powers from a magic ring, he doesn’t just pop his eyeballs out and wave cheesy green lanterns at folks!
Your guy looks like you got him out of that Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, in Washington, DC.
And what’s with that shirt? Is his secret identity a fricking GOLFER?
But Lamar, the worst thing about it is this movie tie-in merchandise you authorized.
Do you really believe parents all over the country are going to want their children walking around with working lanterns, cans of Green Lantern Kerosene and Green Lantern Cigarette Lighters? REALLY?
An activist from the Powermen Union holds kerosene lamps as he shouts anti-government slogans during a protest against privatisation of the Punjab State Electricity Board in the northern Indian city of Chandigarh April 16, 2010. REUTERS/Ajay Verma