News, but not the serious kind
When the breasts are fake, and so is the doctor…
Quick quiz: Who would you LEAST like to find out is a bogus, untrained fraud?
a) The guy fixing your washing machine
b) The yard man trimming your magnolias
c) The accountant preparing your taxes
d) The plastic surgeon doing your breast implants
Yeah, I think most of us would have to go with that breast implant thing.
In Venezuela, police have arrested a man and woman accused of impersonating plastic surgeons and providing women with silicon breast and buttock implants from an illegal clinic in an apartment.
Police were tipped off by a former client, and caught the suspects in an apartment which contained surgical equipment and a surgical table.
I don’t even want to know how the former client decided maybe there was something amiss. I’m sure it’s not a pretty story.
Of course, lest you get the wrong idea, the suspects did have SOME formal training. They WERE beauticians, after all.
Canadian actress Pamela Anderson stands on the deck of a boat before her wedding ceremony aboard a yacht in St Tropez, southern France, July 29, 2006. REUTERS/Eric Gaillard
Surgical tools for breast augmentation are displayed in a 2007 file photo. REUTERS/Luke MacGregor