Neat stuff I’ve found at techie taverns…

April 23, 2010

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Blog Guy, have you been following that amazing story about the techie who left a prototype of the new iPhone in a bar?

Yeah, and I have to laugh that people are surprised at that.

SPAIN/I mean, I have four of those things myself.  I live near a techie bar, and you’d be amazed at the crap I pick up when they get drunk. It’s a treasure trove of gadgets.

Here on the right is a photo of the prototype, to prove it.

Hang on, Blog Guy, there’s ketchup and all kinds of other slop on that phone.

Of course there is. You ever seen a techie eat?

What other amazing gadgets have you scored at the techie bar?

Just last week I got a copy of Windows ’95.

But it’s 2010, Blog Guy.

Yeah, but it still had the shrink wrap on it.

Okay. What else?

lobster phone 240I recently found a prototype of the super-secret Radio Shack Lobster Dial Phone. I sent them a photo just to get the bidding started.

Wow! What did the Radio Shack people say?

They said I could just throw it in a dumpster, but I think they’re bluffing.

Back in February, I left the bar with a prototype of the U.S. Army’s new Mega-Death Laser.

REALLY! I bet that’s worth a FORTUNE!

GERMANYI suppose, when I get it to work better. I need to practice.

What’s the most amazing thing you ever found at this techie bar of yours?

I guess the prototype of that new Bikini Beamer 3000. You know, it beams bikini-clad supermodels right into your home in minutes, as you can see in the top photo.

You carried THAT home from a tavern?

Okay, no, I had to rent a U-Haul to cart the damned thing home.

I would think you’d sound happier to have it. What’s wrong?

I can’t figure out how to turn it off. How would you like an efficiency apartment FULL of bikini-clad supermodels!

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Virginia Labrador, 26, a contestant in the Miss Sevilla pageant, poses during a presentation, November 17, 2009. REUTERS/Marcelo del Pozo

A man shows an i-Mate 810-F after pouring tomato ketchup, orange juice and coffee at the GSMA Mobile World Conference in Barcelona, February 18, 2009. REUTERS/Gustau Nacarino

The ‘Lobster Telephone’ (1936) by Spanish artist Salvador Dali at the Tate Modern gallery in London in a 2007 file photo. REUTERS/Toby Melville

Members of Berlin’s sniper unit of special police during a drill in Berlin, in a 2006 file photo. REUTERS/Fabrizio Bensch

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Is the Army going to develop a Mega-Death shark to attached the Mega-Death Laser to?

And this Bikini Beamer 3000…can it only beam in a bikini clad Virginia Labrador or can it also beam in a bikini clad Miranda Kerr? If so I have some room in my apartment I can set aside to install it!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

I’m willing to give the apartment thing a try… All in the name of science, of course. Test me.

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive

It don’t work in a cave, Dave….

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Yeah, just don’t get the Megadeath laser thing mixed up with the Bikin Beamer, otherwise you could get a whole bunch of very bad imported directly into your living room.

Posted by zeitgeist | Report as abusive

I think the lobster-phone was used by Commissioner Gordon to contact the superhero Lobster-man, alter ego of millionaire Wayne Bruce. Shame that Dali’s comic book never really caught on.

Posted by HaroldW | Report as abusive

Crap. More discrimination against 7th century society! When will it end?

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive

Do all the bikini-clad models have such tiny littl eshoulders? She looks deformed. I guess I find attractive athletic women who can keep up with me and even push me to my limit. You have a beamer for one of those, Baz?

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive

You’re talking about the Bikini Beamer 4000, Doc. Still in Beta test mode. They’re finding that a lot of the “athletic women” it delivers tend to beat the living crap out of the first guy they see when they beam down.

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

And here is my phone being assaulted by an alien jellyfish…

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

SpongeBob. is your phone ringing?

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive

I’m mostly baffled by whoever left that top pic at the bar. Granted…It doesn’t “look like a bar” but I suppose in some geek sense it could be considered as much…Anyways…who forgot the hot chick? Shame on you.

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Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

Mr.Pilot… you have no room in your apartment… or so you told me…
And I wouldnt go for an i-mate….EVER!!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

An “i-mate”?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Well… thats what that “phone” is called!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Ohhhh..yeah I don’t own one of those.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Noone should…. its a disgusting phone…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Why do you say that?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

From the looks of it… and moreover, I am a huge Nokia fan… havent owned a non-Nokia cell ever… Nokia rocks!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

PilotGuy, is the size of your apartment the sorry excuse you gave Shra to break you public promise to propose?

I must say if it is you’ve managed to get yourself in a very tight spot, and I confirm it is not your living room i am talking about.

Shra, feel free to zap him as much as your heart desires; he deserves it, for having such a weak imagination if nothing else…

Posted by justM | Report as abusive

“Sorry excuse”….”weak imagination”? M, your words, how they tickle me so!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

M, to be fair to Mr.Pilot, he didnt promise to propose… ever! 😛
But I like the way you think… maybe you could bully him into doing just that! 😛
Lol…. this does tickle me so!!!!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Oooh there’s an idea! Tickle-Me-Shra dolls! I mean, it worked for Elmo didn’t it?

Shra, I will at least have to be a bridesmaid. I promise to bring lots and lots of medi-doughnuts to the hen party!



Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

Yes but a Tickle-Me-Elmo can be sold at any local childrens toy store. A Tickle-Me-Shra doll I would think not so much. :p

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

No, a Tickle-Me-Shra doll would come in specially hand crafted and given only to verrrrrrrrrrrry special people… 😛

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Is that special as in…special Shra? Or do you mean “special”.



Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

he he he… you know me, E! 😛

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

I prefer the real thing over a doll. 😉

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Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Did your “o” key get stuck?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Darn you Pilot…!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Tee hee :)

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