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April 25, 2010

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Blog Guy, I see that President and Mrs. Obama had a little getaway this weekend. That’s nice, especially after those worrisome signs of stress you wrote about recently. So what did they do?

They went to North Carolina and toured the famed Biltmore Estate. It was a rare opportunity for them to see a historic mansion and be surrounded by priceless antiques.

OBAMA/Huh? But they live in the…

Yeah, the White House, I know. They also enjoyed the local North Carolina food.

Is that a good restaurant?

It must be. There’s a roll of paper towels on each table, isn’t there?

What’s up with that card that says “99″ on it?

It’s the restaurant’s way of tracking orders, in case the waitress forgets that Order 99 goes to the President of the United States.

It looks almost as if Obama is shouting and making faces.

obama barbecue 300Yeah, Obama is kind of a clown at restaurants. He likes to holler stuff like, “Can’t a president get some ketchup out here?” and “Who knows ‘Hail to the Chief’?”

Blog Guy, you’re making stuff up again, aren’t you?

Well, yes. This is just an Obama lookalike couple they send out on road trips. The real Barack and Michelle ate at a five-star French place in trendy, elegant, leafy Georgetown that day.

I thought so. There. Don’t you feel better now, Blog Guy?

You bet. Thanks for keeping me honest.

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U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama wait for their food to arrive at the 12 Bones Smokehouse restaurant in Asheville, North Carolina, April 23, 2010.

The Obamas leave a tour of Biltmore Estate in Asheville, April 24, 2010.

REUTERS photos by Jason Reed

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What if you turn the 99 over, divide 12 by 2, what do you have? Scary huh?

Posted by T54 | Report as abusive
 

“Now Obama schnookums, keep your hands on your lab like a good boy until your food arrives. That’s a good POTUS.”

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

That’s a skinny stone lion.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive
 

Or should that be, “Keep your hands on the table where we can all seen them.” ifly

Posted by knit_nurse | Report as abusive
 

Good point, he is probably signing more stuff into law under there.

We will find out what’s in it later.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

I cant help but notice Michelle’s “ponytail”…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

I love when presidents like to act like humans :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive
 

“99 bills to sing into law,
“99 bills so siiiign,
“The Rebups so no, I tell them where to go,
“98 bills to sign into law…..”

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

oops…that shoulda been *sign* into law.

But I think ya get the gist. :p

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Another example of NOT pandering to the girls… NO decent shoe shots!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

In his defense…he ain’t pandering to anyone here.

And there is a shoe shot in the second pic. Michelles shoe is so silver that she said the hell with bullets.. she is gonna kill some werewolves by kicking them square in the ass!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

There’s far more eye candy here for the fellas ifly, you have to admit that.

I’m not so much a shoe person though, wouldn’t call that eye-candy really, I mean for me personally.

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

Mr. Pilot… you have been drooling over Miranda Kerr, drunken girls and “Charlie’s Angels”… now that you have had your fill, you are picking sides with him!
And I did mention, DECENT shoe shots… thats INDECENT!
Ok, time for my medis!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Shra…”Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” In this case it’s multiple women. Do you think there is any thought in my pea-sized brain that Imma go up against that? In short, no.

In long, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo

I really just wanted to make a werewolf joke.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

In any other circumstance I’d make a joke about ifly not wanting to take on ‘multiple women’. But I won’t. ;) Haha.

Werewolf joke? You been watching Twilight again ifly?

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

E, now that was some booty… I mean, he looked really strong… I mean, I wouldnt want my man to be that chunky.. but he was certainly eye-candy!
Look waht Baz has got us too… we have to IMAGINE eyecandy!!!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Oh my goodness Shra I know what you mean. I have to be careful when I drool over that one, I mean cougars and werewolves usually don’t mix if you know what I’m sayin’.

;)

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

Oh you know me E.. I am all about the sparkly, twinkly, pansy-arsed, metrosexual vampires. :p

It ain’t the heart they be wanting a stake stuck!

And pretend it’s any other circumstance… let’s see wuthca got!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

I should think it would have been quite obvious ifly.

;)

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

Oh trust me I already went through the Roledex of jokes that could be made from that comment. I just wanted to see which one you came up with. :)

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Oh right. Well I’m trying to keep to my record. Only one post has been banned so far. And even then I think it was an accident. :D So I’ll leave my reply up to your imagination. Notwithstanding someone else’s assertion that you don’t have one. An imagination that is.

;)

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

Oh he does…. ;)

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

And it is far from weak too. :p Well ok then E if you leave it up to my imagination then the only reply I can offer is you need to wash your mind out with soap!!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Oooh that reminds me of this fabulous hotel I saw in the wilds of Ireland. The rooms have a double shower with a sea view. Sexy!!

:D

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

Darn you, E! Now I gotta think of that toooo!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

And with that Shra, we are right back where ifly started with the multiple women that he can’t handle.

:P

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

Multiple women SCORNED E! The context is very important! :p

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Even for a look-alike couple, they are convincing!
I heard somewhere that Obama can do a mean trick with a pair of Paper Hand Towels … Ask him ;)

Clarky

Posted by RobertClarke | Report as abusive
 

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