News, but not the serious kind
They’re like Charlie’s Angels, only nastier!
Okay sales staff, the big civil defense and security equipment exhibition is coming up, and we need to push our merchandise. Let’s brainstorm!
Boss, it’s me, Lonnie! What if we pass out glossy brochures about peaceful crowd control and stuff like that?
Yeah Lonnie, that’s one way to go. Here’s another: cleavage!
Cleavage, Boss? You mean like girls have?
Yes Lonnie, Like girls have. Hot fantasy, that’s what will sell our weapons and riot gear.
But Boss! Our customers are sober, responsible officials! We’re selling serious equipment for soldiers and police in life-or-death situations!
Right, Lonnie. And your point would be?
It seems like you just want to take steamy chicks with great legs, put them in low-cut black outfits, give them guns and riot clubs, and have them stand there looking all kinky!
Ah, when you put it that way, I DO see your point, Lonnie! Yes, we WILL need some crowd control of our own, to keep the frenzied buyers in line.
“Take a number, boys, there’s plenty of firepower for everybody! No cutting in line, buddy!”
Models pose during a security Exhibition in Mexico City, April 21, 2010. The exhibition presents the latest in police, civil defense security equipment. REUTERS/Daniel Aguilar