Honey, did you see another ghost?
Blog Guy, thank you so much for your comprehensive coverage of that election campaign over there in Britain. Some of us really do care about foreign news.
Now, you wrote about that Conservative leader, David Cameron. Does he have a wife?
He did, but I believe she was tragically electrocuted over the weekend, as you can see here.
Hang on, Blog Guy. Are you sure of that? She looks pretty happy for somebody being electrocuted. I’m just saying…
Yeah, you’re right. Actually, I believe this photo shows his wife doing her popular Statue of Liberty impression. It’s a crowd-pleaser on the campaign stump.
Blog Guy, you’re just concocting news again. She doesn’t even have a torch.
Right. What I meant to say was, Cameron and his wife travel with a hairdresser, and they have agreed to wear identical hair styles until the election, as a security measure.
Thanks, finally something factual. And exactly when is Election Day?
It’s coming up, I think. Maybe next week?
Britain’s opposition Conservative Party leader David Cameron and his wife Samantha walk during an election campaign stop in Newquay, south west England May 2, 2010. REUTERS/Carl de Souza/Pool