Just a little slice of life…
Blog Guy, what’s the scariest thing you’ve seen this week?
This photo, showing some dude walking barefoot on the razor-sharp blade of a giant knife.
Ah. You mean because he might slash his feet, right?
Oh, right. You mean because he’s high up, and he might lose his balance and fall off and smash on the ground?
I’ve got it! You mean because he might fall off and instinctively reach out and grab the blade with both hands, and his fingers would slice off like little Vienna sausages, and THEN he’d crash to the ground, fingerless.
Well then you’ve got me, Blog Guy. What’s so scary about it, then?
How can I put this delicately? Do you know what a vasectomy is?
Ewwwwwwwwwww! Ewwwwwwwwwww! I hope you realize every one of your male readers just ran screaming from the room!
So what? As long as my blog is still up on their screens, my traffic numbers will look great.
Ji Jingyu, a 48-year-old stuntman, walks barefoot on a giant knife during a performance at a park in Nanjing, Jiangsu province May 2, 2010. REUTERS/Sean Yong