News, but not the serious kind
And you call yourself the Man of Steel?
Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my neighbor’s proctologist?
Sure, because that’s what I’m here for, to settle stupid bets.
Thanks, that’s what I thought. What would happen if Superman flew into the earth at 4,000 miles per hour?
What do you think would happen?
Well, I say he would go all the way through and come out on the other side, but the doctor says he would knock the earth out of its orbit and destroy every living thing, instead.
First, I’m very sorry I used the word stupid. Obviously this is a question of great importance to you and this proctologist, so we went right to the source.
We agreed to give the Man of Steel $148 and two cartons of cigarettes if he would try it and let us take photos.
Hey, that’s awesome, Blog Guy! So which one of us was right?
Um, it turns out there was a third possibility that nobody considered.
A man walks past a Superman sculpture by Marcus Wittmers entitled “Even Heroes have Bad Days” that is part of the “Heroes, Freaks and Superrabbis” exhibition at the Jewish Museum in Berlin, May 6, 2010. REUTERS/Thomas Peter