Top 100 reasons I’m not on the list…

May 7, 2010

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Blog Guy, have you seen the Time Magazine list of the 100 Most Influential People in the World? I’m surprised you’re not on it, you know, what with your blog, your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, your radio talk show, your tap-dance video….

time cover 240Don’t EVEN get me started on that! It turns out I was number 101!

Golly. To come SO close!

Tell me about it. I got the famous Time Magazine Consolation Letter:

“Dear Bob, we regret there wasn’t room for you on our Top 100 List because we had to include such household names as Dominique Strauss-KahnRecep Tayyip Erdogan, Sheik Khalifa bin Zayed al-Nahyan and Sandra Bullock.”

The consolation letter goes on to say they will bump me up to actually being on the list if one of the other people does something really awful and is de-listed in shame and disgrace.

So I guess it’s possible I could still make it. I’m talking to YOU, Lady Gaga!

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Top left: Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin arrives for the “Time’s 100 Most Influential People in the World” gala in New York, May 4, 2010. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson

Top middle: Sandra Bullock in a 2009 file photo. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni

Top right: Lady Gaga in a 2009 file photo. REUTERS/Leon Neal/Pool

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That cover is nifty…. Bill doesnt like Lady Gaga???

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

“Become the 102 most influential person, join the Oddly Enough blog network!”

According to the Bible, God took a rib from Adam and created Eve.

In the music world, someone took a rib from Marilyn Manson and created Lady Gaga.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

I can’t believe you forgot to mention Didier Drogba! Blog Guy, if you would only learn to kick a soccer ball really well…

Posted by Jibberish | Report as abusive

Yeah, I almost made it this year, but they said I didn’t do anything noteworthy.
Funny, my boss said pretty much the same thing on my annual evaluation…except that he left off the word ‘noteworthy’.

Posted by AllThatJazz | Report as abusive

@Ifly: HAHA Good one LOLzzz :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

Some people are easily influenced.

Posted by knit_nurse | Report as abusive

I think BG needs a hug. Or possibly just something to start on fire.

Posted by sarabelle | Report as abusive

Jazz… I sympathise… TOTALLY!!
BG, you better start putting up those inspirational quotes…. Mr.Pilot needs them, pronto!!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Obviously, you do have that picture of Sandra Bullock in your museum, right?

And, to be honest, although I share your pain and frustration, I wouldn’t want to be listed in any publication that states Lady Gaga as being influential…

Posted by justM | Report as abusive

I’ve been reading this blog for quite some time and really I can’t help but notice how unfair those people are … or maybe it is just jealousy … yeah, that must be it …

Posted by alzheid2022 | Report as abusive

M, you havent seen videos of Lady Gaga wannabes, then…
E, maybe you should post that link you have on FB here…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Oh my gosh! I will! As soon as I get home from work :D

It’s classic!!

:P

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

Has anyone read the full list?
It’s like they mashed a list of the top 50 most influential people with the top 50 list of people most like to cure your insomnia.
I leave it you to determine who may have been on which original list.

Posted by zeitgeist | Report as abusive