Here they are, undead and untanned….
Blog Guy, can you settle a bet I have with the guy who does grout work in my grandma’s shower?
Of course. Bet-Settlers R Us. That’s what we do here.
For a minute there you sounded almost sarcastic, Blog Guy. Anyhow, the grout guy says you can raise the dead by putting number 45 sunblock on them.
He says they have to have died in the last month or so, and you spread a strip of the sunblock on their forehead, just above their eyes. Can you check it out?
The grout guy seems to be right! You learn something new every day in this blogging game, I’ll tell you!
We paid a funeral home for some recently deceased folks, and brought in a butt-load of sunblock. Sure enough, within minutes, all of them were up and walking around.
But that’s incredible, Blog Guy! Who would have guessed the dead could be brought back to life so easily?
Let’s not get hasty here, I’ve observed these people for a couple of days now. I wouldn’t necessarily describe them as being alive.
I’d just tend to call them really creepy sleepwalkers who needn’t worry about getting sunburned.
Models present creations by Georgian designer George Shaghashvili during Tbilisi Fashion Week May 10, 2010. REUTERS/David Mdzinarishvili