News, but not the serious kind
Make way for the Montreal Dumbasses!
“Yo, Lamar! Our team just won a hockey game! Let’s celebrate!”
“I have an idea, Lonnie, let’s be total dumbasses and loot a liquor store!”
“That’s a GREAT idea, Lamar!
After all, there was no way we could have anticipated that we’d win, and actually bought some booze in advance.”
“True enough, Lonnie! Besides, we’re WAY too stupid to have jobs, so since we couldn’t have bought our own booze anyway, we have every right to steal it from this shop!”
“Say, you know the only problem with being a dumbass, Lamar?
This shattered glass from the window is cutting into my shoes and my feet are bleeding…”
“No problem, Lonnie! Next, let’s go loot a SHOE STORE!”
“Brilliant, Lamar! That’s why you’re the brains of this outfit!”
Top: A shoe store is looted after hockey fans celebrating the Montreal Canadiens victory over the Pittsburgh Penguins, turned violent in downtown Montreal, May 12, 2010.
Left: A liquor store is looted in downtown Montreal, May 12, 2010.
REUTERS photos by Shaun Best