Guitarist gets the blues, lots of them…

May 17, 2010

Prepare to be dazzled. I think I can step in here to solve a puzzling medical mystery, just like that Dr. House guy on television.

playboy 3d 2 300We have a story saying this rock guitarist claims he got sick after taking too many Viagra tablets, and “could not see straight for days.”

By his own account, Tom Kaulitz, guitarist for the group Tokio Hotel, says somebody offered him a Viagra tablet during a concert tour.

He says he took the first pill because the seller told him he should. Oh well, so at least he had a good reason, then…

SPAIN/After that, he says, he popped a few more Viagras, “probably too many,” and the next morning everything in front of his eyes was blurry.

But wait! Here’s the part just like where Dr. House puts it all together.

Didn’t I just see a Reuters video report about how the new issue of “Playboy” features a 3-D centerfold?

Can you see where I’m going with this? This guitar bozo buys a “Playboy,” goes to his room and swallows Lord knows how many Viagras, opens to the centerfold without the special 3-D glasses and voila, of COURSE everything is blurry!

This medical genius stuff isn’t nearly as tough as I thought. Next case, please. You’ve got Lupus….

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Tom Kaulitz of German rock band Tokio Hotel performs during the “Rock in Rio” music festival in Arganda del Rey, near Madrid, June 28, 2008. REUTERS/Andrea Comas

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Do rock and roll guitarists even need an excuse to pop pills? I thought that was a job requirement or something. But aren’t those Tokio Hotel kids like 16? Seriously… I can think of other substances I would choose before Viagra as a 16 year old!

Posted by Jibberish | Report as abusive

What is ridiculous is he should need Viagra at that age!! (Sorry, the old man in me is coming out!)

Posted by justM | Report as abusive

Well put it back in (sorry, couldn’t resist)

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

He didn’t believe his mother when she told him it could make him go blind but at least he’s not at risk of brain damage.

Posted by knit_nurse | Report as abusive

ooh la la 3D with DD hehe 😀

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

If anyone was going to be hospitalised as a result of an OD of Viagra, I would have thought it would have been one of the Rolling Stones, The Who or Led Zep.

Posted by zeitgeist | Report as abusive

Random. And think of those poor kittens.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

Maybe he just couldn’t get close enough to anything to see it clearly.

Posted by T54 | Report as abusive

Sigh. You think all of us didn’t think of that same thing, T54? But only you said it.

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

I am sitting this one out…..

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

“For sanity lasting over four hours, consult the Oddly Enough blog network!”

@fwd079..ha ha ha yeaahhhh :)

And Mr. B. it’s not Lupus. It’s never Lupus. And what the hell kinda MRI machine do they have that always causes the patients to bleed from random parts of their bodies or have massive seizures?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Apparently, he doesn’t have time to watch late night TV, and those “male enhancement” commercials, with all of the side effect warnings. If I were a guy, I would be too afraid to take it!

Posted by vwgal | Report as abusive

I saw a story somewhere about a dog who needs Viagra to help with heart problems, or something like that. The owners were asking people to donate their pills. I wonder if I should forward them all the emails I get about Viagra on discount? I mean, it’s not like I can use ’em.

I could use some Valium instead though. If anyone wants to donate you’re more than welcome to send me some!



Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

Ooooh yeah, I like the way you think Spinster! Especially if we’re thinking the nurse is hot!



Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

Knit Nurse, you listening? You got ladies drooling over you now… 😉

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Oh Spinster meant Knit_Nurse? I thought she meant just any ole nurse. Of course, I’d still drool over any nurse, girl or boy, if they were hot.



Posted by egeria | Report as abusive

“…I’d still drool over any nurse, girl or boy…”

My goodness…

Posted by Jibberish | Report as abusive

My thoughts exactly.. JB… 😀

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Sorry Spinster, Sven don’t work at the OE hospital. We got Lonnie, we got Lamar….

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Oooooooh!!! I remember that blog when there was a naked guy and 2 nurses were looking him up and down…
Ooooh! I so wanted to be a nurse then! :P:P

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

I’d be happy with just the medidoughnuts in this ward!!

And Sven, or Lamar, or Lonnie are all welcome if they bring along a box of checkers or some other nice, calm and long game…

Posted by justM | Report as abusive