Guitarist gets the blues, lots of them…
Prepare to be dazzled. I think I can step in here to solve a puzzling medical mystery, just like that Dr. House guy on television.
We have a story saying this rock guitarist claims he got sick after taking too many Viagra tablets, and “could not see straight for days.”
By his own account, Tom Kaulitz, guitarist for the group Tokio Hotel, says somebody offered him a Viagra tablet during a concert tour.
He says he took the first pill because the seller told him he should. Oh well, so at least he had a good reason, then…
After that, he says, he popped a few more Viagras, ”probably too many,” and the next morning everything in front of his eyes was blurry.
But wait! Here’s the part just like where Dr. House puts it all together.
Didn’t I just see a Reuters video report about how the new issue of “Playboy” features a 3-D centerfold?
Can you see where I’m going with this? This guitar bozo buys a “Playboy,” goes to his room and swallows Lord knows how many Viagras, opens to the centerfold without the special 3-D glasses and voila, of COURSE everything is blurry!
This medical genius stuff isn’t nearly as tough as I thought. Next case, please. You’ve got Lupus….
Tom Kaulitz of German rock band Tokio Hotel performs during the “Rock in Rio” music festival in Arganda del Rey, near Madrid, June 28, 2008. REUTERS/Andrea Comas