News, but not the serious kind
Hey! Who wants a piece of the first lady?
Blog Guy, I see all these very inspiring pictures of first lady Michelle Obama visiting classes in schools, and the kids seem to love her. How does she establish that instant rapport?
I believe normally she begins by challenging them to a fistfight.
WHAT? Are you out of your mind?
Yes, I probably am, but let’s answer your questions in order. I think she says, “Hello class,” and they say, “Hello Ms. Obama.”
Then, she says, “Who wants a piece of me? Let’s see what you’ve got!” By now, the kids are cowering under their desks, sobbing in fear, and when they come out they act like little angels.
Blog Guy, this is pathetic even for your stupid blog. You actually believe Michelle Obama controls school children with threats of violence? Where did you get your information?
The usual place. I looked at photos and just made it up.
That’s what I thought. So you don’t REALLY believe she would hurt anyone, right?
Well, maybe just the photographer who took that top picture….
U.S. first lady Michelle Obama makes a point as she talks to children about health and fitness during a visit to an elementary school in Silver Spring, Maryland May 19, 2010. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
Obama flexes her arms in response to a joke about her habit of wearing sleeveless dresses during the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in Washington, May 9, 2009. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst