Hey! Who wants a piece of the first lady?

May 20, 2010

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Blog Guy, I see all these very inspiring pictures of first lady Michelle Obama visiting classes in schools, and the kids seem to love her. How does she establish that instant rapport?

I believe normally she begins by challenging them to a fistfight.

WHAT? Are you out of your mind?

michelle muscles 2 300Yes, I probably am, but let’s answer  your questions in order. I think she says, “Hello class,” and they say, “Hello Ms. Obama.”

Then, she says, “Who wants a piece of me? Let’s see what you’ve got!” By now, the kids are cowering under their desks, sobbing in fear, and when they come out they act like little angels.

Blog Guy, this is pathetic even for your stupid blog. You actually believe Michelle Obama controls school children with threats of violence? Where did you get your information?

The usual place. I looked at photos and just made it up.

That’s what I thought. So you don’t REALLY believe she would hurt anyone, right?

Well, maybe just the photographer who took that top picture….

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U.S. first lady Michelle Obama makes a point as she talks to children about health and fitness during a visit to an elementary school in Silver Spring, Maryland May 19, 2010. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

Obama flexes her arms in response to a joke about her habit of wearing sleeveless dresses during the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in Washington, May 9, 2009.  REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

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Forget the fists–where does she get those cool necklaces? Maybe she’s flexing her muscles to keep someone from ripping them off …

Posted by slick9 | Report as abusive

Well, I know a few places round Paris where you could get those … though I think I saw my younger sister working on something like that … just saying …

Posted by alzheid2022 | Report as abusive

“A real man doesn’t hit women, he joins the Oddly Enough blog network!”

Any question as to why the POTUS is such a pansy let those two photos serve as the answer.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

She’s just preparing for the annual White House Smackdown. Her first opponent this year is Condaleeza Rice. It should be a great show, get your tickets early folks.

Posted by zeitgeist | Report as abusive

Top photo goes above the Bear Claws, of course!

Posted by AllThatJazz | Report as abusive

Are you saying the photographer could be a lamarqued man?

Posted by T54 | Report as abusive

That’s clever, although he may not see the humor in it when he finds himself riding in the lavatory on Air Force One for the rest of the year….

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Lavatory – always sounds like a science workshop where someone studies, well, Lava.
I bet they have plenty of those in Iceland.
Both types.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive

No, no, no, you misread the picture. She’s reminding hubby why there will be nobody named Monica in the Oval Office.

Posted by nhdave | Report as abusive

I betcha Barrack won’t be pullin any Clinton business.

Posted by clwolfe | Report as abusive

I think she’s swell. That top photo is definitely worthy of the Goofy Face Museum.

Posted by LMR | Report as abusive

Michelle Obama is beautiful even when making a face worthy of the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop. Such a lovely woman.

Posted by vwgal | Report as abusive

She is the First Lady… she could have people coming and making those necklaces for her right in her office!!
Not much of a jewellery person, but I do agree… verrrry prettyy!!
And she actually looks quite pretty in the 2nd pic…
Jazz, bear claws???? I thought they were that and not doughnuts! Or am I missing the point here???

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

me me me 😀

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

Spinster, my money is on her on one-to-ones with Schwarzenegger, Young Brando, Rambo, Rocky Balboa and Hulk Hogan.

Besides the dashing looks, the toughness, the elegance and all the other assets and attributes she possesses, you should never, ever, underestimate the power of having the secret service agents on your side!!

Posted by justM | Report as abusive

“I pity the fool….”

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive

@Billl… ha ha good one! :)

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive


Nobody answered you – bear claws are huge pastries that look sort of like, well, bear claws. We Yanks eat them in vast quantities. Er, some of us. When we can get them. Haven’t seen any around these parts….

*crawls back to cave*

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive

Yo Dave! Welcome back. Where have you been?

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Busy as the proverbial one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. And inciting revolt in Thailand. Wait – not really. I meant lounging in Thailand… Donuts on the beach. Lots of sprinkles.

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive

Say no more, Dave. I spent plenty of time in Thailand myself, when I was living in Asia… Extra donuts for you today…

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Naw, we did have an ’80’s culture flashback though – one night in Bangkok at the Bangkok Hilton… Rest of the time was on Koh Samui. Relaxation.

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive

Welcome back, Davy Jones! 😛

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

I had been to Bangkok and Pattaya a few years back… gosh, it was beautiful… and I did para sailing in Pattaya… which was just exhilirating…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Unca, that very much sounds like the reaction people have to the place I work in… I mean, the making sense part… and the remembering part…

The Bangkok part, unfortunately, doesn’t.

By the way, did it just go Bang-kok?

Posted by justM | Report as abusive