Proposing to the decomposing…
Blog Guy, I’m a guy with an unusual problem. My buddies and I live in one of those towns where the men really outnumber the chicks, and we don’t know where to go for brides. There just aren’t any women.
Now, what you actually mean is, no LIVE women, right?
Um, yes, that’s kind of implied, Blog Guy.
Bear with me here. Maybe you’re being a little too picky. There was a fashion show in Barcelona just this week, catering to the bridal needs of the dead.
Isn’t that kind of gross and sick and repulsive?
Try to keep an open mind. Look, I’m not talking about people who have been dead for years, I mean the more recently deceased.
A nice bridal gown, a thick coat of make-up, comb most of the seaweed out of her hair, and you’ve got yourself a good-looking bride you can be proud of.
Is that even LEGAL, Blog Guy?
Yes, in most of the red states it is.
Well, I suppose I could get engaged for a while and see if it works out for us.
About that, Buddy, I don’t recommend any long courtships here. You go much more than a week, you’re gonna have to spend a fortune on scented room spray at the church….
Models present creations from ‘Raimon Bundo’ at the Barcelona Bridal Week fashion show, May 20, 2010. REUTERS/Albert Gea