Put me in, Coach, I’m ready!
Blog Guy, we’re all aware that there is tough competition among contenders for the summer exhibition at your Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop there in Washington. A few days ago you published the all-time goofiest Michelle Obama photo, which seems impossible to beat. Has Hillary Clinton just given up on winning the contest?
Far from it. Clinton has hired world-famous goofy face coach Hamid Karzai and is working long hours with him to perfect her best faces.
Not THE Hamid Karzai, President of Afghanistan?
Let me check. By golly, yes, it turns out he IS the Afghan president as well, although frankly I don’t know where he finds the time to do a second job.
Anyway, he recently spent hours coaching Clinton in a private garden in Washington’s trendy, elegant, leafy, historic Georgetown neighborhood.
If you don’t think Clinton can be scary, too, here she is apparently screaming at some kids to “get the hell off my lawn!”
Wait a minute, Blog Guy, the caption says that photo shows her arriving at an airport in Shanghai.
Yeah, whatever. I bet they still got the hell off her lawn.
Top: Afghan President Hamid Karzai and U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton talk while walking in a private Georgetown garden in Washington, May 13, 2010. REUTERS/Cliff Owen/Pool
Middle: U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton arrives at Pudong International Airport in Shanghai May 21, 2010. REUTERS/Aly Song
Bottom: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama makes a point as she talks to children about health and fitness during a visit to an elementary school in Silver Spring, Maryland May 19, 2010. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque