Look Bob, it’s Cheesy Nacho Night!

May 27, 2010

Okay, I’m finished. I used to love going out to nice restaurants with Queen Elizabeth., but I’m afraid I just don’t have the patience anymore.

BRITAIN-GOVERNMENT/I mean, she’s a very nice person and she’s good about splitting the check and everything, but who died and made her queen? There are just too many hassles.

“No Bob, you may NOT give my crown to the hat-check peasant! I shall continue to wear it!”

And the endless questions about the menu:

“I say, these spicy chicken wings? Can one eat them with white gloves?”

“This “all you can drink” sangria special. Is it REALLY all one can drink?

“If I can’t finish my entire t-bone steak, may I take the rest home in my pocketbook?”

“Never mind that, I should enjoy a nice falcon tonight. My son Charles over there, holding my cape, shall choose a bird for me.”

“Charles! Do select a nice one, and haggle over the price! One isn’t made of money!”

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Queen Elizabeth addresses the House of Lords at the State Opening of Parliament in Westminster, London May 25, 2010. REUTERS/Arthur Edwards/Pool

Britain’s Prince Charles (L) speaks with a bird of prey handler as he arrives for the Royal Premiere of the film ‘Arabia’ in London, May 24, 2010. REUTERS/Chris Jackson/Pool

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I just love that posh note in your voice Basler.. Say, did you learn to speak like that in America or were you in fair Britain for a while? What did you say? I influenced you to pick up the English accent? Oh my! I am flattered..
Charles, leave Camilla in the pigsty and get this nice gentleman a drink… thats ok, she looks much bearable amongst the pigs… Come along now! Chop! Chop!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Bob, if you should change your mind, you can borrow my crown next time you dine with the Queen. It’s authentic. I was crowned at BurgerKing.

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive

Hail the King… sorry, Hail the Doctor King!!!

Now, Robert, you really shouldn’t pick on the mother of he whom we, your loyal readers, voted to be the coolest leader on the planet! Why, he looks every bit as fierce as the falcon in that picture!!

Posted by justM | Report as abusive

As much as I adore Prince Charles, and I do adore Prince Charles, he looks like he’s saying something like “and has the falcon eaten your hand, then?”

Posted by BethyB | Report as abusive

“I do say, what wine would you recommend to go with joining the Oddly Enough blog network?”

Mmmm spicy chicken wings….mmmmmm…

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

The falcon is not for eating.

Posted by knit_nurse | Report as abusive

“… who died and made her Queen?”
Uh, wouldn’t that be her father, King George the Fifth?
Actually Blog Guy, I have it on good authority that the diminuitive Queen was the one who terminated the relationship, as SOMEONE kept swapping her booster pillow for a whooopie cushion.

Posted by zeitgeist | Report as abusive

Prey handler fella might be cute from a front view..

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

Well,l there’s a sentence you don’t see very often…

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

I say – jolly good show bringing back posts on the royals what for. I do so love catching up on their shenanigans.

Posted by LMR | Report as abusive

CG, he would!! He would!! He would!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Umm… Falcons don’t have spicy wings, and what that bloke’s handling is a Peregrine. Will that do ? My crow is more… well, more not your standard crow.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

I wouldnt ever know the difference… these birds are just… beautiful…
CG, maybe you could use your crow in the super girl group… you know… like “eyes in the sky”… how cool is that!!!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive