Look Bob, it’s Cheesy Nacho Night!
Okay, I’m finished. I used to love going out to nice restaurants with Queen Elizabeth., but I’m afraid I just don’t have the patience anymore.
I mean, she’s a very nice person and she’s good about splitting the check and everything, but who died and made her queen? There are just too many hassles.
“No Bob, you may NOT give my crown to the hat-check peasant! I shall continue to wear it!”
And the endless questions about the menu:
“I say, these spicy chicken wings? Can one eat them with white gloves?”
“This “all you can drink” sangria special. Is it REALLY all one can drink?
“If I can’t finish my entire t-bone steak, may I take the rest home in my pocketbook?”
“Never mind that, I should enjoy a nice falcon tonight. My son Charles over there, holding my cape, shall choose a bird for me.”
“Charles! Do select a nice one, and haggle over the price! One isn’t made of money!”
Queen Elizabeth addresses the House of Lords at the State Opening of Parliament in Westminster, London May 25, 2010. REUTERS/Arthur Edwards/Pool
Britain’s Prince Charles (L) speaks with a bird of prey handler as he arrives for the Royal Premiere of the film ‘Arabia’ in London, May 24, 2010. REUTERS/Chris Jackson/Pool