The case of the missing roller skater…
Blog Guy, do you handle missing persons cases?
I’ve never done one before, but how hard could it be? Who’s missing?
My husband, Lamar. He took off eight years ago to get a large pepperoni pizza, and he never came back.
Eight years? And you’re just now looking for him?
Yeah, he went to that place on 20th Street, and you can wait a long time there.
Okay, I’ve got all the police unsolved crime photos from your neighborhood, so let’s get started. Can you describe Lamar?
Sure. He was on his roller skates, and he had our little dog, Shelby, on a leash.
Hmmmm. I may have something. Anything else that could help narrow it down?
Yeah, he had a big beer gut, and was about 20 pounds overweight.
Oh. Sorry, I guess I was mistaken. Well, maybe he’ll come back on his own….
A creation of Italian sculptor Gino De Dominis is seen at the Maxxi, Italy’s first national museum of contemporary art designed by Zaha Hadid, in Rome May 27,2010. REUTERS/Stefano Rellandini