Puff faster, I need to change your diaper
Blog Guy, it’s Memorial Day! Isn’t that when you announce your coveted “Why Isn’t This Person in Jail Award?”
Yes, what a good memory you have.
That’s a longstanding tradition in this blog that began way back, well, today… May I have the envelope please?
Ah, the 2010 award goes to the father of two-year-old chain-smoking toddler Aldi Rizal in this video report.
Our story says Dad started the kid on cigarettes at the age of 18 months, and now the boy throws tantrums if he doesn’t get his two packs a day.
Yikes. Sounds like you chose the first recipient wisely. Say, Blog Guy, remind me which award you announce on Labor Day, so I can be ready for it.
Sure. Labor Day marks the coveted “Why Aren’t Those People Lined Up Against the Wall and Shot Award?”
Yippee! Looking forward to it!