You must be the Head Bear
Blog Guy, I need you to settle a bet with the guy who’s asphalting my nephew’s driveway.
Yes, yes, fine, that’s my sole purpose for living, to settle bets. What is it this time?
Would it be possible for a polar bear to kill a President of the United States?
No. That’s just stupid. Four presidents have been killed in office, all of them with guns. None by polar bears.
You mean none that you KNOW of!
Yes, but they do keep pretty good records about stuff like that.
Look here, I’ve asked Vinny, our Oddly Enough staff sculptor, to create a piece to show you how bizarre this would seem. Is this ridiculous, or what?
My God!!!!!! That’s Barack Obama! That’s not the president I meant! Our bet was about whether a polar bear could have killed President Millard Fillmore! Make your sculptor change it!
I’m sorry I jumped to the wrong conclusion. Hey, Vinny, can you work tomorrow? Bring your tools with you.
Artist Vincent J.F. Huang’s sculpture Nemesis 2010 of U.S. President Barak Obama’s savaged head being eaten by a polar bear, stands at the Eight Members Club Gallery in London May 28, 2010. Huang’s exhibition attempts to highlight the issues of global warming. REUTERS/Luke MacGregor