Bring me that one, the SAUCY wench!
Blog Guy, I have a problem. I love giving dinner parties, but I don’t have enough storage space in my kitchen for all of my pots and pans and cooking utensils. What should I do?
You’re in luck. There was just a fashion show that addressed this very need, for chefs who are under your kind of, uh, strain.
So don’t stew over what to ware in the kitchen. By combining cooking tools with your wardrobe, you’ll not only curry favor, but you’ll also look TRAY chic!
I think I’m going to vomit. You’re turning my problem into an opportunity to make outrageous puns, aren’t you?
Maybe, but I’m not very proud of it.
Oh, I’m sorry, I can see you have feelings, too. Are you upset?
Yes, just a ladle bit…
Stop it! Look, why don’t you come over and let me cook you a nice dinner? Are you free tomorrow?
Let me just look at….
BLOG GUY, I’m warning you!
Top: A model presents a cooking-themed creation by Guts Dynamite Cabarets during a fashion show sponsored by cookware maker Fissler in Tokyo, June 2, 2010.
Left: A model presents a creation by Chinami Kamishima at the fashion show.
REUTERS photos by Michael Caronna