News, but not the serious kind
Sarah finally gets goofy!
Blog Guy, I took my family to the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop during our visit to Washington, and we loved it! But I wondered why you didn’t have any pictures of Sarah Palin on display. Are you anti-Republican?
Far from it. Surely you noticed our prominent exhibit on Palin’s old running mate, Senator John McCain. The coffee mugs and t-shirts with McCain’s face are the best-selling items in our gift shop.
We’ve been trying to get a Palin goofy face shot for years, but we can’t FORCE people to contort their facial features in grotesque ways. At least not while anybody is watching.
Finally, a few days ago, we caught her in a funny face, and we’re now having it printed for the museum. Here’s a preview of it.
That’s awful! Why on earth would she make a face like that?
Well, when we shot this she was in the stands at the Belmont Stakes. Now let’s see, what could a horse do right in front of you that would make you look that disgusted?
Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is seen in the stands of the 142nd Belmont Stakes, the final leg of racing’s Triple Crown, at Belmont Park in Elmont, New York June 5, 2010. REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi
Republican presidential nominee Senator John McCain reacts to almost heading the wrong way off the stage after shaking hands with Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama at the conclusion of the final presidential debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York, October 15, 2008. REUTERS/Jim Bourg