Lamar, I think that jaguar is following you
Blog Guy, I saw a fascinating Reuters story that said biologists tracking jaguars in the Guatemalan jungle wear Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men because that particular cologne attracts big cats.
So wait, you’re reading other stuff aside from my blog at reuters.com?
I’m sorry, just now and then, while I’m waiting for you to post something new. It says they tried out 23 other fragrances but Obsession worked best. How do you suppose they tested that?
Well, I do have some background in scientific research, and here’s how I’d do it. I’d get 24 amazingly stupid guys to put on the different colognes, shove them into a lion’s den and see who doesn’t come out. That’s probably what they did.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
So tell me, when did you see that story?
A couple of days ago, why do you ask?
Oh, my assistant, Lamar, had his birthday yesterday, and he mentioned how happy he was with his wife’s gifts to him.
What did she give him?
A bottle of Obsession and a ticket to the National Zoo.
A jaguar looks from his cage at the Sofia city zoo, January 22, 2005. Temperatures in Bulgaria have reached 10 degrees Celsius over the past few days .