News, but not the serious kind
It’s quiet, the Death Panel must be reloading
Blog Guy, I’ve appreciated your items on those Government Death Panels that came with the health care reform package. You’re the only one who tells it like it is. I mean, just you and Fox News.
As I understand it, they have to come to our home, right? They can’t do anything in public?
Sorry, but if you read the really fine print of the of the Death Panel Creation Act, they can go anywhere.
Oh no! But they have to do it in a humane way, right, putting people to sleep quietly with an injection?
No, it turns out that was too labor-intensive. Here lately, they’ve taken to using shotguns, machine guns and grenades, and they travel in packs on boats and pickup trucks, as you can see in these photos.
This is worse than I ever imagined! But from the pictures at least it doesn’t look like they come at us from the sky.
Only because the Death Panel Gyrocopters are still being painted black and the silver logos still have to be added.
So are we EVER safe from them, any time or place?
Sure. You’re safe on weekends. They ARE still government workers….
Top: Police officers fire at protesters during a protest at the Phomolong informal settlement at the Phomolong informal settlement, outside Pretoria, South Africa, March 23, 2010. REUTERS/Mowliid Abdi
Middle: Dutch soldiers participate in jungle training at Pikin Saron, near Paramaribo, Suriname, March 23, 2010. REUTERS/Ranu Abhelakh
Bottom: Somali government soldiers fire on Hezbol Islam insurgents in the capital Mogadishu, March 23,2010. REUTERS/Mowliid Abdi