News, but not the serious kind
Tased and confused?
Okay fashion show staff, what the hell went wrong today?
Judging from the pictures of our presentation, the models were confused about which way to go, so they just stood there looking perplexed. The runway route must not have been made clear. Lamar, I blame you.
Jeez, boss, if you look at this wide-angle shot you’ll see we marked the runway with thick black and white stripes. All they had to do was follow a straight line, then turn around and follow it back!
Well, I guess that wasn’t obvious enough, Lamar. What about that idea of leaving bread crumbs for them to follow?
Remember boss, models are always starving. They ATE the breadcrumbs instead of following them.
So I guess we go to Plan B then, where they just walk off the end of the runway. Lamar, go out for a supply of bubble wrap. Lots of it…
You got it, Boss. The expensive bubble wrap, or the cheap kind?
The cheap kind, Lamar. We’re not using any big-name models today…
Models present creations from Lino Villaventura’s Summer 2010/11 collection during Sao Paulo Fashion Week, June 12, 2010.
REUTERS photos by Nacho Doce