News, but not the serious kind
It’s time for celebrity toes and ankles!
Blog Guy, I’m a HUGE Christina Aguilera fan. I know she sang the National Anthem at a Lakers game a couple of days ago, and I’m hoping you can run a picture of her. Please!
Sure thing, here you go, that photo on top. She’s looking nice, huh? I guess she…
Excuse me, I hate to complain, Blog Guy, but those are just her ankles and her shoes. I was hoping for a face.
Yeah, sorry, we’ve hired a bunch of really short photographers recently – some kind of quota thing – and I must agree it’s changed the look of our coverage.
That’s very disappointing. Well look, I’m also a big fan of actress Anna Kendrick. Got any shots of her?
Here you go, Sport. On the right.
Now see, there’s that shoe problem again. Okay, I’m going to give this one more try, Blog Guy. What about the British singer, Leona Lewis?
That’s her on the left. I believe this particular photographer is only 3’4″ tall.
See here, Blog Guy! I’m just like that Chairman of BP, I want to help the “small people,” but can’t your photographers just point their lenses upward a bit?
Oh. Hmmmm. Wow. Jeez…… Lamar, come over here and take a memo from me to our photographers. It’ll be short…..
Top: The shoes of Christina Aguilera are seen as she sings the National Anthem before Game 6 of the 2010 NBA Finals basketball series in Los Angeles, June 15, 2010. REUTERS/Mike Blake
Right: The shoes of actress Anna Kendrick are pictured as she arrives at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles, June 6, 2010. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok
Left: The shoes of British singer Leona Lewis are pictured during her performance at the Rock in Rio Music Festival in Lisbon, May 22, 2010.