Let’s meet some World Cup fans!
Blog Guy, you haven’t had much to say about the World Cup. Why didn’t you go to it and blog from there?
Are you kidding me? I know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that my seat would have been right between these two imbeciles.
How could you possibly know that?
Because I’ve had to sit between those same guys at movies, on airplanes, even in church. Why would the World Cup be any different?
Well, maybe they’re not as bad as they look. Perhaps they’re really quite interesting. In fact, I believe one of them may be a Nobel Prize winner in literature.
Which one, the dumbass in the loin cloth?
Look, have you considered maybe terrorists are holding their families captive and forcing these guys to act like this?
Of course I’ve thought of that. I just don’t think it’s a good enough excuse.
Top: A soccer fan dressed as a sumo wrestler poses before the 2010 World Cup Group E soccer match between the Netherlands and Japan at Moses Mabhida stadium in Durban, June 19, 2010.
Left: Fans cheer from the grandstand.
REUTERS photos by Rogan Ward