News, but not the serious kind
A little west of Budapest?
Yo Blog Guy? You know how you crowned a new Queen of the Entire World about a month ago? Is she still the Queen?
Of course. She has done a wonderful job, considering virtually nothing is expected of her. Why do you ask?
Because I’ve been reading the works of Nostradamus, that 16th century seer who could predict the future, and according to him, there will be a new Queen of the Entire World.
Oh yeah? And just where are we supposed to find this new so-called Queen.
Nostradamus says she will be found “a little west of Budapest.”
Did he give any other clues?
Yes. She will be wearing “a very tight gold lamé swimsuit with a big zipper and gold stilettos with ankle straps.”
Big deal. That’s standard Queen attire. He say anything else?
“You shall find her seated on a honking huge Harley-Davidson throne.”
Nostradamus specifically mentioned Harley-Davidson? And gold lamé ?
Sure. He didn’t become famous for nothing.
Well it sounds like a big scam to me, but I’ll head over there for a look-see, just to prove you wrong. You’ll soon learn that….WHOA! All hail the new Queen of the Entire World!
A woman poses on a motorcycle during the International Harley-Davidson festival in Alsoors, some 68 miles west of Budapest, June 19, 2010. REUTERS/Karoly Arvai
A 16th-century edition of predictions by Nostradamus, the first book to be digitized by Google from a collection of 500,000 at the Municipal Library of Lyon, is displayed by a librarian in this January 15, 2010 file picture. REUTERS/Robert Pratta/Files
Portrait of Nostradamus