News, but not the serious kind
Those photographers just Horst around!
Johnson! Get your butt in here! You call yourself a photojournalist?
What’s wrong, Boss?
I sent you out to get photos of Bavarian State Premier Horst Seehofer, right?
And you come back with one shot of him blocked by somebody else, and another snap that looks like his fricking finger is jammed up his nose!
Oh, sorry Boss, we all had a bet about who could come up with the goofiest shots of the guy. I won.
Well congratulations, Slick! Now look through your images and give me a shot where I can actually see Horst from the front, from his hair to his chin. Can you do that for me?
Sure Boss, here you go, on the right…
Sorry, Boss, I’ve got the other side of his face here someplace, I know I do!
Bavarian state premier and leader of the Christian Social Union Horst Seehofer arrives for party’s board meeting in Munich, June 21, 2010. REUTERS/Michaela Rehle