Just head for the sea, Lee, and dress like the Klan, Stan…
Blog Guy, my husband has a fashion problem, and I’m hoping you can help. See, he’s in the Klan, and…
Let me stop you right there. The Ku Klux Klan?
Sure. The Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. You know, the KKK.
Then he has a lot more than a fashion problem, lady.
See, there it is, that attitude! Your blog has given fashion help to zombies, smurfs, firing squad victims, train robbers, satyrs, gladiators’ wives, but you draw the line at this, in spite of the Blogger’s Code.
Damn! The Blogger’s Code! You’ve got me! Okay, what do you need?
Well, we’re planning a vacation at a beach resort, but Earl still wants to proudly proclaim his Klan membership. I need to find someplace that offers suitable beachwear for him.
I can help. Have a look at this fashion show from a couple of weeks ago. Everything the stylish, happenin’ white supremacist needs for the beach. A hood with sunglasses, a robe with pockets for his crosses, matches and lighter fluid… Even a big pocket for his beach reading.
Oh, Earl don’t read.
Why doesn’t that surprise me? Anyway, this outfit was shown in Trinidad and Tobago, so just book yourself a week there for fun in the sun.
Thanks. Trinidad, huh? Isn’t that a….
No, you’ll be fine. Would I steer you wrong?
A model presents a creation by Ivaek Archer of Chiz L Mensware on the night of Cosquelle Couture during Fashion Week Trinidad and Tobago in Port of Spain, June 3, 2010. REUTERS/Andrea De Silva