Keeping tabs on the abs, Babs…
Boss, We got trouble. BIG trouble!
What is it THIS time, Lamar?
One of the male models got confused and wandered out on the runway almost naked. I think the women in the audience are gonna be pretty offended.
That’s awful, Lamar! They may get the vapors and faint. Is he wearing ANYTHING?
Sure, a tiny pair of underpants. Oh, and an itty-bitty bracelet. That’s it.
That’s enough, Lamar. Underpants and a bracelet together, we can call that a “creation.”
You know, we can act like we thought of it ourselves. Soon, lots of guys will be going to work in nothing but underpants and bracelets.
Yeah, but boss, this guy has really tight abs. I think that’s going to be a real turn-off to the chicks out there.
True, Lamar. Run out and put a Manvas on him then, before people start leaving.
A model presents a creation of South African designer Fabiani during Africa Fashion Week in Johannesburg July 1, 2010. REUTERS/Radu Sigheti