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Blog Guy, you haven’t set up any of those fantasy shots for your readers lately, so I’m guessing you’ve got plenty of money left for that.
Yes, but only for fantasy shots that amuse me. Give me your best shot.
Oh man, the pressure is on. Uh, I know! I want Prince Albert of Monaco, with, um, the rock group ZZ Top!
Wow, you don’t make it easy, do you? Okay, here you go, pal.
Thanks. Next, I want Britain’s Queen Elizabeth wearing…
Yes? Yes?
I want her wearing 3D glasses!
Okay, here. Enjoy. You only get two wishes.
Oh crap, I just realized! I should have asked for Prince Albert at that famous film festival in France. Then I could have used that old gag set-up! You know the one?
Sure. Do you have Prince Albert in a Cannes? Looks like you blew it, chump.
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Prince Albert of Monaco (R) poses with ZZ Top members before the Monaco Live Music 2010 event in Monaco, July 5, 2010. REUTERS/Jean-Paul Pelissier
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth wears 3D glasses to watch a demonstration of 3D-film production at Pinewood Toronto Studios in Toronto, July 5, 2010. REUTERS/Mike Cassese
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He looks pretty normal for a royal… his not having a head full of hair like our Leader of Cool, Prince Charles… does make him quite normal….
Prince Albert, can you name three cars that start with P…?
Gee, Mr. B, you’re truly psychic! My fantasy shot request was going to be the Queen with asparagus on her head. And boom, just like that, you deliver!
Porsche, Pathfinder, Prius, Pinto, Pilot, Patriot, Prowler….
Prince Albert looks like he is thinking “this is totally awkward.. I don’t even have a 5′o’clock shadow.”
Thanks, Lala. Another satisfied customer…
‘One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn’t belong…’
Everything I needed to learn about life, I learned from Sesame Street!
So, does Prince Albert believe he has to dress like Johnny Cash to have an in w/the rock crowd?
Who needs 3D glasses? Just give me another doughnut.
Think the Pinto needed a little witch-doctoring, as well as keeping it far from the hot coals…
I didn’t realise that Richard Branson was a member of ZZ Top.
Is it just me or does ZZ gang looks better dressed than prince?
So, was he named after the piercing or was the piercing named after him? Sorry, but someone had to.
I think the Prince looks good enough, fwd… very… clean?
Richard Branson is so rich he can be a member of anything he wants! :p
Isnt he Sir Richard Branson?
(Telephone rings.)
Doc: Hello.
Caller: May I speak to Bill, please?
Doc: I’m sorry. You have the wrong number.
Caller: Oh, I’m sorry.
(Both hang up. Telephone rings.)
Doc: Hello.
Caller: Hello. This is Bill. Have there been any calls for me?
@Shra: the oldie at far left is equally clean hehe
Fwd… Are you sure? Are you very sure? Are you very very sure?
I could never be knighted. If so, I couldn’t say “That’s no lady, that’s my wife.”
Hope you have a good weekend Unca. Will catch up with my email next week. Or August. :/
Groucho. Chico, Harpo, Zeppo and Doc:)