News, but not the serious kind
Say, do you have Prince Albert in a…
Blog Guy, you haven’t set up any of those fantasy shots for your readers lately, so I’m guessing you’ve got plenty of money left for that.
Yes, but only for fantasy shots that amuse me. Give me your best shot.
Oh man, the pressure is on. Uh, I know! I want Prince Albert of Monaco, with, um, the rock group ZZ Top!
Wow, you don’t make it easy, do you? Okay, here you go, pal.
Thanks. Next, I want Britain’s Queen Elizabeth wearing…
I want her wearing 3D glasses!
Okay, here. Enjoy. You only get two wishes.
Oh crap, I just realized! I should have asked for Prince Albert at that famous film festival in France. Then I could have used that old gag set-up! You know the one?
Sure. Do you have Prince Albert in a Cannes? Looks like you blew it, chump.
Prince Albert of Monaco (R) poses with ZZ Top members before the Monaco Live Music 2010 event in Monaco, July 5, 2010. REUTERS/Jean-Paul Pelissier
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth wears 3D glasses to watch a demonstration of 3D-film production at Pinewood Toronto Studios in Toronto, July 5, 2010. REUTERS/Mike Cassese