With trends like that, who needs enemas?

July 21, 2010

CHINA/

Blog Guy, my doctor says I have to get a colonoscopy. I understand it’s a really awful ordeal what with having to, you know, totally clean yourself out, and then go into the clinic and have an anesthetic and then they jam that thing you-know-where.

xray vertical 220Like most people, I come to you for all my tough medical questions. Is there an easier way to take this test?

Of course there is. You can just buy one of those new Home Colonoscopy Kits at any good drugstore.

Wow! Do I still have to drink that awful yucky stuff to purge my system the night before?

No, the home machine comes with some old unrefrigerated egg salad sandwiches. You’ll be purged in no time.

Old egg salad! Yummers! But I understand the colonoscopy takes a couple of hours. I’m not sure I can concentrate on looking at a monitor that long.

Then just doze off for a few minutes, as this dude is doing during his colonoscopy. Who’s gonna know?

I’ll do it! But wait, what if I actually find something that shouldn’t be there?

Look in the kit. What do you thank that wire coat hanger and brillo pad are for?

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A salesman, manning an exhibit of x-ray equipment, sleeps next to an image of a man with weapons attached to his body at the China International Exhibition on Police Equipment in Beijing, April 21, 2010. REUTERS/David Gray

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Interesting……

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

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Hey! I’ve been in that airport! I think. Maybe not, since they didn’t catch me.

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive

Ha ha ha..”yummers”…ha ha.

Screw Leonardo DiCraprio… catch Dave if you can!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

You know… that butt is actually quite manly… not model manly… but real manly…
Why are YOU calling it yummers, Mr.Pilot??

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

“Old egg salad! Yummers!” I found the use of “yummers” to be amusing.

You have a manly bum Shra? So you mean it’s hairy and itches often?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

You are mistaking your bum for mine, Mr.Pilot…
I could have said more, but hey, its a family blog after all… :D

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Just look at those love handles! The belt does double duty: it holds the pants up and the gut in. I bet he has manboobs, too.

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive

Please no moobs, BG!

Posted by MamaC326 | Report as abusive

Carries his ammo in his bro. The manly bra!

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive

Please DO NOT turn around!!!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Wonder what the guys would think if there was a well-endowed female in there?
Why do I even bother wondering, when I KNOW!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

* thinks of his next trip from Manchester *

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

Oh yeah!!! They are installed in Manchester Airport arent they? Oh well, that sorts that out….

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

yes Shra.. I was thinking of being “naughty” while they scan me.. LOL :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

TMI, fwd!! :D

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Ha ha ha ha fwd! “Would that be a concealed weapon in your pants or are you just happy to see me?” :p

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive