You don’t have Cruise control?
Boss! You’re not gonna believe who I just got a picture of today! I was just pointing my camera lens at a vineyard in southwestern France, and GUESS who showed up?
I’m going to take a wild guess. Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz?
Right! But what are the chances?
This month? About 100 percent. Just try taking a picture without them while they’re promoting their new movie.
You mean we’ve had other shots of them already?
Only from Munich and London and Mexico City and Seville and Rio de Janeiro, so far.
Yikes, that sounds like a lot of free publicity. What’s the name of their movie, anyway?
I can’t remember.
You think this is it, or will we be doing more to help them promote their film?
We’ll have to wait and see. They’ve asked to pose at my nephew’s fourth birthday party tomorrow in Lubbock, but it just depends on how long the face-painter takes.
Top: Cast members Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz walk in a vineyards before a news conference for the premiere of their film in Martillac, southwestern France, July 23, 2010. REUTERS/Regis Duvignau
Combo: Cruise and Diaz arrive for the German premiere in Munich, July 21, 2010. REUTERS/Michaela Rehle
Cruise and Diaz pose during a photo call for the world premiere in Seville, June 16, 2010. REUTERS/Juan Medina
Cruise and Diaz as they arrive for the British premiere in London, July 22, 2010. REUTERS/Stefan Wermuth
Cruise and Diaz during a photo call for the premiere in Mexico City, July 7, 2010. REUTERS/Daniel Aguilar
Cruise and Diaz during a photo call for the premiere in Rio de Janeiro, July 6, 2010. REUTERS/Sergio Moraes