The worst dress in the history of Earth?
Blog Guy, I’m a very strict father with a parenting question. My daughter’s prom is next weekend, and…
Sorry to interrupt you, sir, but what kind of school has a prom in August?
It’s a summer school prom. Anyway, you know how kids behave at those things, and I’m afraid the boys will be trying to get her to do you-know-what. So I’m looking to find a prom dress that will keep her absolutely safe.
That’s a tall order, but I believe I’ve found a dress so totally freakish that your daughter’s prom experience is guaranteed to scar her for life and require years of therapy.
That’s just what I want! What does it look like?
Picture a large, festive zucchini with wings and a peephole.
Hmmmm. Well, I don’t know. Remember, she needs to be INCREDIBLY unattractive.
Trust me. In this dress she could prance through Death Row talking nasty at the top of her lungs, and she wouldn’t get a second glance. Now let’s talk about some wooden clogs for her to wear with it.
Model Liana N’Diaye wears a creation by Ivory Coast designer Anderson D during Dakar Fashion Week, July 18, 2010. REUTERS/Finbarr O’Reilly