News, but not the serious kind
A pretty new dress for my little Cokette?
Oh Boss, there you are. Got a minute?
Lamar, I’m kind of busy. The big fashion show is just starting. What is it?
Well, some strange woman came by a couple of hours ago and said she was a designer and needed space to work. She didn’t look quite right, but you never know in this business, so I helped her out.
Cripes Lamar, she could be a serial killer! Or worse, a blogger! So what space did you give her to work in?
I put her in that little alcove back by the Coke machine, Boss. You know, next to where they deliver eggs to the diner.
LAMAR! Look out there on the runway! Do you SEE what you’ve done?
Oh my God, Boss! And to think, I almost gave her working space in the human organ bank, next door!
Models present creations by Bolivian fashion designer Marion Macedo during a fashion show in La Paz, July 23, 2010. Macedo’s designs are made out of paper and recycled materials. Picture taken on July 23. REUTERS/David Mercado