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When gifted bikini models need my help

July 29, 2010

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Blog Guy, I work for a bikini modeling agency that hires only gifted models.

COLOMBIA-FASHIONThat must be fascinating. What’s the latest methodology for telling if a bikini model is gifted?

I know you’re not gifted yourself, Blog Guy, but are you really that stupid? Look at the pictures. We have brightly-wrapped GIFTS  attached to our heads. That shows we’re gifted. There’s no mystery.

It’s that easy? I’m stunned. What’s the name of this agency for models with gifts on their heads?

It’s called Presents of Mind. Pretty clever, huh? And we don’t just model, we also sing.

Interesting. What kind of music do gifted bikini models with presents on their heads perform?

Wrap.

But I digress. Blog Guy, I need your help for a bikini model friend of mine, who has been falsely accused of a crime.

COLOMBIA-FASHIONYou’re sure she didn’t do it, huh?

Yes. As you can see, she was framed.

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Top and right: Models present creations by Spanish designer Aghata Ruiz de la Prada during the Colombiamoda fashion show in Medellin July 28, 2010.

Left: A model presents a creation by Colombian brand Maaji during the Colombiamoda fashion show in Medellin, July 28, 2010.

REUTERS photos by Fredy Amariles

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Aha… eye-candy for the boys I see… or are you trying to cheer up Mr.Pilot?

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

And does Ms.Gifted have on her lips? Red Sparkles??

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

I bet she gets bowtox treatments.

Posted by Logrus | Report as abusive
 

With the presence of an under-age female model I refrain from referencing anything as “eye-candy”.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Ah, the one on the right is under-age! That makes more sense than the one on the left having VERY long ankles.

Posted by drgnbait | Report as abusive
 

VOOOOOHOOOO

now THAT’s what I call chocolate on cherry and coffee with strawberries :D :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive
 

eye candy?

I can see the outline of their ribs.

that is not sexy

Posted by SkimpyDog | Report as abusive
 

They are only gifted when in the present, blog guy.

Posted by REDruin | Report as abusive
 

The sprinkle/strawberry lips are a bit odd. A new long lasting lip gloss with time release sprinkles? It would explain the lack of expression. Wonder if it is donut flavored gloss.

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

I like the gem-encrusted lips actually. In a weird sort of way. Kind of like the way I want the Swarovski contact lenses. Glitter baby! I love glitter!

:D

E.

Posted by egeria | Report as abusive
 

Not even the devil would wear that Prada crap. The little girl looks mortified, and she should!

Posted by T54 | Report as abusive
 

Bonus points for “Presents of mind”. :)

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive
 

Thanks, Crow. You made my day….

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive
 

Onedoor, long lasting lip gloss with time release sprinkles would make for one helluva kiss!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

You sure Mr.Pilot? I mean.. those dont look like jelly sprinkles… they could be very hard… unless you want pockmarked lips?

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Oh come on all.. what happened to your sick sense of humour? ?? hehe sorry :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive
 

Shra, if I go for a glazed donut this morning, I get the donut and the donut flavored gloss (courtesy of the icing). What a Friday!!!!

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

It’s the reurn of the cheese-heads!
Only this time it’s gift-wrapped cheese cube-heads.

It’s nice that Mr. Blog Guy put in a framed photo of a new model for Mr. Pilot to look at, now that you-know-who, is you-know-what, after marrying whats-his-name.
Actually she was probably already you-know-what, before marrying whats-his-name.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

There ya go, One! 2-in-1! :D
Nosmo… just let it go… you dont want to make Mr.Pilot go through all that agian, now do you? Its Friday!!
Fwd… I aint sick… i mean i was.. but not anymore… or am i? Darn!!!! More medidonuts please!!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Can we just pretend they are jelly sprinkles Onedoor? We could market that and make millions!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Pretend away! Jelly sprinkles in gloss. Hmm.

Smuckers Lip Smackers? I want cherry!

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

Smuckers lip Smackers.. brilliant!!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

I dont like this, Mr.Pilot…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Don’t like what?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

You thinking that those are jelly sparkles… I am telling ya, you would get pock marks! Just telling, mind you!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

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